Stop listening to rap, it's not Christian.
|Freeman Gordon |
oh man, we live in the 21st century where is the star trek mentality and stuff
Oops, replied to the wrong place AND restated someone else's point. As to yours, I think _we're_ the 21st century mentality. How's that for a thought to keep you up at night?
Hell too? Damn, is there any place they won't try to invade?
|Billy the Poet |
I admire his restraint. It took a whole three minutes until he got around to calling the girls who won't sleep with him hell-bound whores.
If you know anything about the Pharisees as they relate to Christianity, this is really rich.
Your beautiful figure can't help you down here sexy Christian.
My beautiful figure has gotten me out of many a pickle and hell is no different.
Oprah cant help you down here
Anybody can say they're a Christian.
But why would they want to?
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
If you are alive, you should think of two things:
Either you are well, or you are sick.
If you are well, there's nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will get well, or you will remain sick.
If you get well, there's nothing to worry about.
If you remain sick, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will make a recovery, or you will die from the sickness.
If you make a recovery, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die from sickness, there are two things to worry about.
Either you will go to heaven, or you will go to hell.
If you go to heaven, there's nothing to worry about.
If you go to hell, you'll be too busy shaking the hands of all the Great Men of earth that you'll be too busy to worry.
Salvation is like TFL but it applies to everyone you don't like, not just attractive women.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Sleep paralysis hallucinations are more compelling arguments than this video.
Do you know who can help you down there? BIG BABY JESUS, that's who.
I'm glad to know that the Predator is in Hell.
So Hell is what, a DOOM wad with Rachel Weisz and a wind machine?
Ha ha ha, ah ha ha ha. I never thought I'd see the word 'wad' in that context ever again. It took me a second to dust off that brain cell.
Keanu Reeves should always deliver his lines thrice as such.
|Beyonce Knowles |
I am personally offended by this video.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Characteristics: Idol worship of actors, pop artists, hip hop artists, sports stars, pastors, celebrities, and are materialistic.
I don't see anime characters in there, so it looks like I'm going to Heaven with Sakura-chan.
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