Yes, he's playable. Yes, that means you can have Johnny Cash sing Megadeth. Yes, that's weird.
At least the game has that weird thing where he strums the guitar up on the neck.
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IT BURNS!! This is so evil.
Blind Johnny Cash?
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When Johnny sings about the ring of fire, he means getting trapped into this game.
Johnny Cash had joked that "Ring of Fire" should be used in a hemorrhoid cream ad. In 2004, a hemorrhoid cream company actually looked into licensing "Ring of Fire," and his estate blocked it as being in poor taste.
God damn it, Activision.
When famous painters die, their work becomes a rare, precious, thing to be coveted and possessed, hidden away or shown decadently.
When famous musicians die, the entire human experience bands together to stomp their memory to the deepest realms of the inane, leaving them as dead, mediocre, caricatures of whatever meaning they once had for the very people who now gleefully destroy it.
I hope all six and a half billion of us go to hell and each of us has to beg Johnny Cash personally to be let into heaven.
If I had to hazard a guess, he probably would have thought it was kind of neat. Weird, but neat.
This sort of pisses me off and I think Johnny Cash was a cheeseball and a hack.
Maybe the need a GG Allin avatar.
Neversoft is basically the king of taking beloved things and stomping them into the ground until nobody even cares anymore.
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