I can't give it 5 stars until someone gets their brains sucked out.

Bonus Star for having Prong on the soundtrack

That kid's face really got out of control.

vinegar and baking soda never did that for- oh, it's fake.

It was going to be 4 until they said "Ca-ca poo-poo."

Tries too hard.

Four stars for diggind up a Star Com spacefighter toy and blowing it up.

Good premise, sub-par execution.

What, no Space Nazi Doogie Howser? -1 for that, definitely.