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memedumpster You know what's better than Tab? Not hating yourself.
VoodooSmurf By itself, Tab cola tastes like carbonated piss, but try mixing it with vodka. For some reason unknown to me, the two equally foul flavors combine into a liquorish flavored beverage that will have you contemplating whether it is a good idea to pickle a toucan before waking up naked in someone elses bathtub.
sosage ahahahahah you caught me checking out some other chick. Come here you hot blooded little thing so I can pretend you're her.