Rum Revenge - 2009-09-12 Muffin tops are like assholes - everyone has one, but we pretend they don't exist. Or something like that.
Rum Revenge - 2009-09-12 Our soda will help you stay slim and keep your breasts looking bullet-proof!
memedumpster - 2009-09-12 You know what's better than Tab? Not hating yourself.
VoodooSmurf - 2009-09-12 By itself, Tab cola tastes like carbonated piss, but try mixing it with vodka. For some reason unknown to me, the two equally foul flavors combine into a liquorish flavored beverage that will have you contemplating whether it is a good idea to pickle a toucan before waking up naked in someone elses bathtub.
sosage - 2009-09-12 ahahahahah you caught me checking out some other chick. Come here you hot blooded little thing so I can pretend you're her.