Frank Rizzo - 2009-09-09 "when its busted by the filter theres a trick that I found, you break it all apart and you turn it around. Slide it in easy and you twist and light. Anybody got a light? mmmmm-mmmm..."
Toenails - 2009-09-09 This is perhaps the greatest invention in the history of history.
mon666ster - 2009-09-10 As a man who lost his lighter this morning, I'm inclined to agree.
Adham Nu'man - 2009-09-09 Gotta love that sulphur aftertaste.
delicatessen - 2009-09-09 For use by soldiers from the future.
Binro the Heretic - 2009-09-09 I wonder when Harlan Ellison will get around to suing this guy.
memedumpster - 2009-09-09 The Korean War was Ellison's attempt at using time travel to wipe this from history. We may never know what else he's done to us through time, but chances are the truth is whatever can't be published in science fiction these days.
MongoMcMichael - 2009-09-10 If you haven't been sued by Harlan Ellison, then you haven't made an important contribution to Sci-Fi.