IrishWhiskey 
I would have hired him. He was applying to be a crash test dummy, right?
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memedumpster
You work for Butterfinger marketing? I have a great idea for a commercial involving living fingercuffs and Carlos Mencia!
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
Animator friend says "it's cute that newgrounds kids think they're people"
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Caminante Nocturno
What's wrong with Joey's jaw? Is it like that from eating too many Butterfingers? Just to be safe, I'm not going to buy any Butterfingers from now on.
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The Townleybomb
Jesus Christ, what in the hell is wrong with you that you didn't hire him?
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Tuan Jim She wrote about having sex with a Juggalo on Poe-news.
I'm hoping that's where her handle comes from--betraying the human race.
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The Townleybomb OK yeah, that makes sense. NOTE TO RACETRAITOR: OUTSIDE OF THE DARK CARNIVAL, THIS IS THE KIND OF MAGIC THAT SELLS FUCKIN' CANDY BARS.
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racetraitor A. I didn't know he was a Juggalo until later! He worked with a friend of mine, and my friend totally betrayed my trust by not telling me!
B. How do you even remember that?
C. We decided to hire the guy who does videos of singing kittens instead.
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Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
I think his mouth just gave up near the end
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Old_Zircon
Would hire.
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Rum Revenge
The animation style is kind of cute. Shame the product was so half-assed. The vid, that is - Butterfingers may be half-assed as well, I haven't eaten one in years.
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Volbard
This guy wanted me to hire him based on this book. It's equally awesome:
http://www.amazon.com/Dragons-Triumvirate-Kenneth-Che-Tew-Eng/ dp/097487650X
Do yourself a favor and look inside. I had no idea bad novels could be as fun as bad sci-fi.
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Volbard Wow, I just made that association today, I remember hearing about him before but didn't make the connection.
I would buy that novel if I could do it without giving him money.
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FISTFULLofSOUL
I fail to see the problem here?
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Raoul Duke 138
He should have shown you his Mall of America pitch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKxqyqlG-mA
It's wonderful.
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MongoMcMichael
"We wanted to hire you, but there were just so many qualified applicants..."
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Rodents of Unusual Size
That monster sure was easily destroyed. I blame Butterfingers for making him so brittle.
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bopeton
BUT THE MONSTER DIDN'T HAVE ANY FINGERS
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