I didn't think it could get better than the pigeons fluttering down to eat the eyeball. I was wrong.
Needs a Ricky-oh tag.
Everything about this is wonderful.
This movie is still as fresh as a glass eye dispensed breath mint.
Those are prisoners, Ricki, the hero, gets locked in a brutal futuristic prison after killing the guys who murdered his girlfriend. Is one of the finest movies ever made, a mandatory view for anyone.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPE (and this doesn't even mention what it's from)!
Well, in my defense, it's not the same clip, and it doesn't have a fucking banner at the bottom.
Wait, how is it not the same clip? Because it contains a minute more at the beginning?
Because it contains one minute less, cuts directly to the awesome part, and doesn't have a fucking banner at the bottom. Don't make me rate myself!
5 stars for the fact that Ricky fights every bad guy in the movie, then at the end simply knocks down a prison wall with his fist and walks away. Which he could have done as soon as he set foot in the prison, making it a 5 minute movie and saving countless leaf whistlers from being skinned alive.
He's clearly on a mission, of revenge and justice! Well, he does let a bunch of criminals escape, but it's a small price to pay.
They aren't criminals, they're the oppressed laboring class of the future's capitalist prison system. This whole movie is basically the Chinese Socialist equivalent to Red Dawn.
I guess the movie makes the viewer assume that most of those criminals did petty crimes and such.
Completely unrelated to the topic at hand, but i think that Clever Name and Witty Pop Culture Reference need to have a grudge match sometime soon.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Ow, my skull.
|Binro the Heretic |
Everyone knows birds love eyeballs.
Those birds were just waiting for the eyeball of the day.
|Syd Midnight |
The eye thing wasn't well done, so I was hoping it would get better. It did.
This movie was the best .50 I ever spent.
|The Mothership |
you gotta lot of guts, Oscar.
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