I'm givingn this 5 stars for reasons I don't fulling comprehend.

tHe "music' has doen soemthing to my brain...

I never wished I could understand Italian more than I did when I saw this movie and it got to the scene where the Catwoman twins have sex in the oval office and it makes the president turn gay, which means he skips around the oval office (which is just an empty room with a desk and an American flag nailed to one wall) with a rose in his teeth and smack Batman in the face repeatedly.

The extremely long scene of alien sex transcends language, though, mainly because the only sound is moog synthesizer noodling and a 10 second loop of a man grunting.

Did I mention that this movie is amazing?