Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-09-16 That 2000 shirt looks suspiciously crisp and unfaded for the decade old attire of a bewildered mental health outpatient.
I call bull on this.
themilkshark - 2009-09-16 He threw the VHS tape... and made a cartoonish imprint. This shit is insane lulz.
Keefu - 2009-09-16 jesus fucking christ you are terrible
Tuan Jim - 2009-09-16 people who say "lulz" should be pithed
Anhedonia - 2009-09-16 "I can't let people in here."
I love this crazy fucker so hard.
HarrietTubmanPI - 2009-09-17 I'm surprised the toilet hasn't fallen through the rotten floor while full of poop blocked by the scoop so he can look through the floor and start laughing a la The Money Pit.
Colonel Cowlung - 2009-09-17 Things like load-bearing structures, force distribution, hydraulics, valves, pipes, and other basic construction concepts seem like magic to him.
He applied a thin layer of Bondo to reinforce a collapsing floor.
He can't remove the toilet because it's attached to the wall via a shut-off valve that's there to facilitate removing the toilet.
It's like he was raised in a cave by wolves.
His fucking house is going to be condemned, and there's nothing he can do about it. He's right that he can't even ask a professional to help him.