A pedophile came in with a mysterious illness. This vexed Forman and gave Cameron a moral issue. They tried the medicine drug but it didn't work so House realized the pedophile needed child bites to live.

Cutty didn't allow it but House did it anyway and then he was saved.

I will squee in delight! I love this. There's a few grammatical errors and whatnot, but the idea is wonderful. And you write them really well; you show a sensitive side to House realistically. Can't wait for the next chapter!

That is, in fact, what was happening.

Pubic humiliation you say?

He asks if the have pubic hair?

Sometimes.

Because actually checking for himself wouldn't make it past the Fox censors.

research indicates it was good enough for the emmys

Her dad was using testosterone cream so when he hugged his kids it got on them and they started expressing sexual characteristics prematurely ARE YOU HAPPY?

Now go watch the episode, the show sucks, the medical mysteries suck, but House rules. That's all there is to it.