Five stars for the first line alone.
someone needs to take his sidekick Roeper and beat him. beat him in the head for "life support" babble. really hit him hard.
"Contains no evidence of Scientology or any other system of thought." Mee-ow!
Every shot in that horrible movie is tilted fifty degrees for no reason, it's impossible to look at, let alone follow.
We tried to play a drinking game where every time the shot was tilted or in slow motion, you took a drink, but we soon realized we would be in the hospital after 15 minutes.
I played a drinking game for reals though
|Herr Matthias |
I ran into some Scientologists at the mall the other day that tried to get me to take a stress test. I just responded that "Battlefield Earth was a terrible movie".
I love this movie, simply because loving this movie creates incredible tension and hatred in all I meet. I find it fascinating that human beings will completely write one another off over this movie. Had Obama said he liked this movie, Sarah Palin would be Emperor of Earth right now as a response.
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