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Desc:Prepubescent-boner fodder
Category:Classic TV Clips, Arts
Tags:Alex Mack, Larisa Oleynik, Tommy Lynch, not David Lynch, ...as in boner fodder FOR prepubescents you pedo
Submitted:Charles
Date:09/21/09
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Comment count is 43
bac
was there a purpose to this?
HarrietTubmanPI
It got voted out of the hopper so I assume at least 7 people liked it.

Goethe and ernie
Are you 12 or something?

twinkieafternoon
I loved this show when I was a kid. I don't think it makes me weird.

Charles
we have a support group if you want the number.

HarrietTubmanPI
This was on from 1994 to 1998. I was 13 at the time this first aired. Larisa Oleynik (Alex Mack) is the same age I am. So naturally this was one of the first chicks I really dug when I hit puberty. The second chick was Jodie Sweetin on the last season of Full House when she finally started to blossom.

I just checked Larisa's IMDB page to see what she's doing now. She has turned into one attractive lady - and hopefully avoided that whole methamphetamine thing that Jodie went through.
heyitslozeau
her sister was hotter.

Xenocide
I never got into this show, mainly because I thought being able to melt was a really stupid superpower. For preteen crushes I much preferred Clarissa (who explained it all) and the girl who played Darlene on Roseanne (who tragically grew up to become a skanky lesbian.)

HarrietTubmanPI
Darlene had a very interesting personae as she embodied the less attractive chick who made up for it by being very snarky and very intelligent. As for Clarissa - the opening of the show in her exposed mid-riff outfit was not a bad memory of my childhood.

It's funny how Nickelodeon did subtle things right at the time I noticed girls more.

Caminante Nocturno
This came out at around the same time that I was just getting into anime. Alex Mack simply could not compete with Sailor Mars in the looks department.
Charles
Sailor Mars? Anime??


...Get off my plane.

twinkieafternoon
You don't just accidentally type a stream of consciousness like that. You WANTED to tell us that, you freak.

HarrietTubmanPI
I'm glad I haven't got your nerve in my tooth.

At least my pre-pubescent fantasies were real women.

Caminante Nocturno
I'll bet that made your youthful masturbation sessions so much more dignified.

Baldr
Sailor Mars, seriously?

Sailor Mercury was so much better.

Baldr
Oh God. No.

Noooooooo.

HarrietTubmanPI
At least I didn't develop a fantasy over a cartoon with the same proportions as a squid.

Caminante Nocturno
Is that what you tell yourself every time you get nostalgic over your wet dreams based on Salute your Shorts?

Jefka
+2 for all this unsolicited knowledge of Caminante and HarrietTubmanPI

HarrietTubmanPI
Oh you're always welcome Jefka.

Actually, the girls from Salute Your Shorts turned out to be nice looking women as well.

I think Carminante's just mad that no one else is here from 4chan so he can swoon obnoxiously over more anime characters with even stranger proportions and larger eyes.

Caminante Nocturno
Sure, I'll bet you spent all of your free time yanking it to how you thought they'd look like as adults. Was that how dignified kids jerked off?

socialist_hentai
What Baldr said!

HarrietTubmanPI
Nope. Childhood crushes and what you find when you're 13 to spank it to are often completely different for normal people when they grow up.

Did you not have an older brother who had a stash of playboys or look at scrambled pay per view channels?

Caminante Nocturno
Did you raise your pinkie finger every time you imagined the sock you were ejaculating into was Laura Winslow?

Chancho
Five stars for using this clip as bait for the pedos at POE.

memedumpster
Caminante is the Chris Hansen of POETV.

twinkieafternoon
"Did you raise your pinkie finger every time you imagined the sock you were ejaculating into was Laura Winslow?"

You possess a skill, sir, greater than mine.

Rovin
This is the best thread in weeks.

pastorofmuppets
You're all boring. I beat off to Gargoyles and nothing but Gargoyles.

(no but seriously I was 10 and fuck YES I had a crush on Alex Mack and finding out I wasn't alone is like free therapy)

phalsebob
PREMISE!
Doctor Arcane
Maybe I'm just too old, but this seems stupid. The knowledge of your jerk material is fascinating, however, so you get a +1 for that.
joffe b
Portal of HEY GUYS DO YOU REMEMBER THIS SHOW FROM THE 90S ALSO I HAVE A PENIS (AND WOULD PUT IT IN HER) TV
Charles
Hence the "E"... I don't see the difference here. Are you confused?

Longshot-
I fucking loved this show. I was into comic books at the time and this was the first "super powers" TV sitcom that I ever watched. Better than Heroes.
THA SUGAH RAIN
I totally forgot about this show. I don't remember wanting to bang her, but her current morph is kind of nice.
chumbucket
she can only be stopped if her hat is somehow turned visor-forward
Quad9Damage
Yeah, so this show first aired when I was 10-11. She lost her clothes for a minute in the first episode. I guess Nickelodeon knew its audience (of preteens and pedos).
Udderdude
I was 13 when this show aired. I have fond memories of changing the channel every time it came on.
bopeton
I never knew this existed until now, and I hope to forget it.

I guess if this was out in the late 90's, I was busy with real girls and joining the US military to kill brown people.
Sick Man
I never got into this show.

The description is pretty gross and I'm sick of creeps who can't look at a female without telling everybody they've evaluated her potential as a dong-hole.
Charles
Ah, jesus christ. I was 8 years old. It was a time of innocence and naivete. I assume now that the main reason I watched it was because I thought she was pretty, though I didn't understand the concept of sex quite yet. Get it? Fuck you, you presumptuous asshole.

Charming
I forgot she turned yellow.
Blolf Witzer
Yeah, I forgot about that too.

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