|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-09-19 |
So Max is his son... What female cartoon character opened her animated womb up to Goofy's seed to let that happen?
I presume her absence from this movie is a sign of her understandable suicide soon after she gave birth.
Disney characters never have both parents. Most of the time they're raised by their uncle or aunt.
I think Walt Disney might have been a sad man.
My theory is that Max's conception was the result of Goofy's clumsy nature.
He somehow in the course of his pratfalls, managed to fall on top of and penetrate a random female passerby. He was quickly stuck with a paternity lawsuit and given full custody of his unholy spawn.
Fun fact: Max is the only character in the Disney canon that ages. While Huey, Dewy and Louie are perpetual schoolkids Max is now in his mid twenties.
Fun Fact 2: Were it not for Carl Barks Donald and his nephew's parentage would most likely have remained an enigma to this day
|twinkieafternoon - 2009-09-19 |
I can't help but feel that Disney thought this was a satire on the people who attend the park, moreso than one on the park itself.
Also, Lester's a dick.
That, or possibly a parody of inferior Disney wannabes. Though it's most enjoyable as a self-parody.
|DerangedGoblin - 2009-09-19 |
At about 1:08 I believe, the line, sun in a very thick Southern accent, is "Don't you wanna be, hangin' from a tree." 5 for that.
Yes, that's the line. Possums are often portrayed as hanging from a limb by their tails. Though since it doesn't really happen, and the legend was perhaps a reference to lynching, I too am somewhat perturbed.
|Mike Tyson?! - 2009-09-19 |
I thought this was a really sad movie as a kid. :(
|Xenocide - 2009-09-19 |
Cartoon animals dressing up in suits to look like other cartoon animals. Fives forever.
|Meerkat - 2009-09-19 |
What a judgmental little fuck. He will grow up to be an emo McDonald's drive through operator what with his brain spewing out all that mopamine.
|garcet71283 - 2009-09-19 |
Anyone else find this movie very depressing?
It is pretty depressing. Not as bad as Brave Little Toaster though.
|Chalkdust - 2009-09-20 |
I want a dead possum hat.
|memedumpster - 2009-09-20 |
If I had one of those hats I would wear it everywhere I went.
I have never seen this movie, but it seems pretty dark.
|mashedtater - 2009-09-20 |
my ex boyfriend took me to disney world and as we sat watching the country time bears, i turned to him and said," somewhere, someone is getting off on this."
that and this scene for some reason always seem to intermingle in my mind.
|DanVamme - 2009-09-20 |
I just got off on this.
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