|Jeff Fries |
Reality shows are concentration camps for the venal and retarded
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
I'm not here to make friends. I'm not sure why I'm here. I don't know where they've taken us. They told me to come in here and talk; there ain't no cameras.
"Maybe we could just, you know -- kinda be buddies--"
I see Fatatty gets the This American Life podcast as well.
That he does. The only way I would have ever known about this phenomenon.
I now need a "threw them under a bus" compilation.
I am here to make a total ass out of myself, however.
|Caminante Nocturno |
You lose the right to have friends the second you set foot on an reality TV show set. Even if you're just an innocent bystander who stumbled into it, you are no longer allowed to have friends.
I would like to extend that to the producers, directors, crews, advertisers, networks, viewers, airwaves, cable wires, the insulation around the cable wires, electrons, protons, neutrons, weak and strong nuclear forces, and the universe that makes these shows happen.
I am here to gel my hair and pop ma colla, yo.
Just so you guys know, I'm not here on POETV to make friends.
|Adham Nu'man |
HAI GUISE, I'M HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS, WELCOME!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Well, I think someone needs a friend.
|Testicles of Doom |
What's wrong with making friends? Hey guys, lighten up!
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