|Jack Dalton - 2009-09-16 |
-2... I was rooting for the other guy.
|MovieCritic - 2009-09-16 |
Well he chose to the just exactly right amount of 'wing-chun bullshit.'
Just enough to get the other person to rethink the situation. Everything else was pretty straightforward fighting techniques.
He kept his hands up and made a genuine effort to block and use simple footwork to avoid the other guy's punches, then punched with accuracy and force.
These things alone make him better than the average mma guy.
If he won, how is it bullshit? Or are you a bouncer?
White guy won because the other guy was a huge pussy. All constantly backing up and leaning away and stopping in the middle of the 'fight' to re-tie his shoes. Anyways no stars because the last time I saw this video it was projected onto the side of a stegosaurus.
Admission's free. It's right next to the ankylosaurus playing All Your Base and two rows over from the pteranodon that can hum the hamster dance song.
I thought keeping your hands up and using footwork was what MMA was all about, rather than trying to use qi, or the ancient forms of the masters.
Oh... you mean "average MMA guy," not an average MMA guy.
|Tuan Jim - 2009-09-16 |
For a guy who's pretty clearly a purple-belt at the local strip-mall karate joint, this honkey does okay for himself.
|Tuan Jim - 2009-09-16 |
There are over 14,000 comments on youtube for this video.
Based on the edited comment from the submitter, a whole bunch of them are about how the guy who got knocked out was black (he wasn't).
|Konversekid - 2009-09-16 |
Well he does look like a "Street Fighter"
|a flaming monkey - 2009-09-16 |
|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-16 |
dude stop my shoes aren't tied oh they are tied wait maybe there not oh they are wait maybe the aren't oh they are. you still know karate? dammit.
|Charles - 2009-09-16 |
I would probably take the "wing-chun" stance too, in that situation. Just to confuse people so they forget whatever I said and walk away.
|Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2009-09-16 |
Yie Ar Kung Fool
|Sean Robinson - 2009-09-16 |
If you pull a martial arts stance like that in a fight, you'd better knock the other fucker out, because otherwise the universe will call bullshit on you for the rest of your life.
|Michael Houser - 2009-09-16 |
It's creepy to realize that all the people in this video are dead now.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2009-09-17 |
|memedumpster - 2009-09-17 |
This is what all UFC fans look like to me.
Did an MMA guy kill your master and dishonour your kwoon?
looked like naked gay sweaty wrestling in underwear to me.
1 star for that
|PurpleXVI - 2009-09-17 |
Man, at first I genuinely expected the non-red guy to just plain run away while red-guy chased after him in his crab-walky martial arts stance. That would have been hilarious.
Watching non-red get decked with a single slam was great, too, though.
|YakooMarkTwo - 2009-09-17 |
The one and only time I was involved in any bullying, the victim kid pulled a stance like that and everyone left him alone immediately (albeit comically as well). Kudos for pulling a karate stance.
(and by involved, I mean: watched as the people I was hanging out with tried to surround and taunt the kid.)
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