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Desc:Two dudes fight in a parking lot. One of them goes all Jackie Chan
Category:Accidents & Explosions, None
Tags:fight, martial arts, Kung-Fu, what did I just see?
Submitted:Son of Slam
Date:09/16/09
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Comment count is 29
Jack Dalton
-2... I was rooting for the other guy.
Jack Dalton
...errrrr...-1

MovieCritic
Well he chose to the just exactly right amount of 'wing-chun bullshit.'

Just enough to get the other person to rethink the situation. Everything else was pretty straightforward fighting techniques.
Tuan Jim
He kept his hands up and made a genuine effort to block and use simple footwork to avoid the other guy's punches, then punched with accuracy and force.

These things alone make him better than the average mma guy.

baleen
If he won, how is it bullshit? Or are you a bouncer?

CaptainJesusHood
White guy won because the other guy was a huge pussy. All constantly backing up and leaning away and stopping in the middle of the 'fight' to re-tie his shoes. Anyways no stars because the last time I saw this video it was projected onto the side of a stegosaurus.

Dr Dim
Did an MMA guy kill your master and dishonour your kwoon, tuan jim?

Charles
...Where is this stegosaurus-theater, and how much do they charge?

CaptainJesusHood
Admission's free. It's right next to the ankylosaurus playing All Your Base and two rows over from the pteranodon that can hum the hamster dance song.

Goofy Gorilla
I thought keeping your hands up and using footwork was what MMA was all about, rather than trying to use qi, or the ancient forms of the masters.

Oh... you mean "average MMA guy," not an average MMA guy.

Tuan Jim
For a guy who's pretty clearly a purple-belt at the local strip-mall karate joint, this honkey does okay for himself.



Frank Rizzo
he knocked him retarded (saw a longer version a long time ago) so yeah I would say he did pretty well.

Tuan Jim
There are over 14,000 comments on youtube for this video.

Based on the edited comment from the submitter, a whole bunch of them are about how the guy who got knocked out was black (he wasn't).
Konversekid
Well he does look like a "Street Fighter"
a flaming monkey
ridiculous.
Time Travel Mishap
dude stop my shoes aren't tied oh they are tied wait maybe there not oh they are wait maybe the aren't oh they are. you still know karate? dammit.
Charles
I would probably take the "wing-chun" stance too, in that situation. Just to confuse people so they forget whatever I said and walk away.
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
Yie Ar Kung Fool
Sean Robinson
If you pull a martial arts stance like that in a fight, you'd better knock the other fucker out, because otherwise the universe will call bullshit on you for the rest of your life.
Michael Houser
It's creepy to realize that all the people in this video are dead now.
a flaming monkey
what, was this shot in 1895 or something?

halon
The guy in the red shirt killed all of them with a chi explosion

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Primates.
memedumpster
This is what all UFC fans look like to me.
Tuan Jim
Did an MMA guy kill your master and dishonour your kwoon?

Richmond
Have you ever even watched a UFC fight?

SixDigitDebt
looked like naked gay sweaty wrestling in underwear to me.

1 star for that

PurpleXVI
Man, at first I genuinely expected the non-red guy to just plain run away while red-guy chased after him in his crab-walky martial arts stance. That would have been hilarious.

Watching non-red get decked with a single slam was great, too, though.
YakooMarkTwo
The one and only time I was involved in any bullying, the victim kid pulled a stance like that and everyone left him alone immediately (albeit comically as well). Kudos for pulling a karate stance.

(and by involved, I mean: watched as the people I was hanging out with tried to surround and taunt the kid.)
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