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Desc:Do not park in a bus lane. The bus WILL attack your car.
Category:Nature & Places
Tags:Bus, david attenborough, porsche
Submitted:Time Travel Mishap
Date:09/17/09
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The Townleybomb
FUCK YOU, CAR.
Charles
I'm constantly expecting this to happen every time I'm on a bus in Portland. The drivers here can be vicious. Then again, I suppose the same could be said everywhere.

kiint
wtf with the camera operator?

DUM DE DUM OH AN ACCIDENT!

ILL IMMEDIATELY PAN OVER HERE NOW

OR PERHAPS OVER HERE

UP HERE?

OR DOWN HERE
(hey nice legs)

OH YES THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT ...OVER HERE!
revdrew
He was just really embarrassed for that lady.

Though he really shouldn't be.

kiint
agreed, what a twat/twit

Time Travel Mishap
If the vehicle this view came from had handled this any differently, it could have easily ended up in the same condition as the poor little Porsche.

Buses are like gorillas. If one is charging at you, or clearly in a rage in close proximity to you, what you must do is is crouch down, hold still, and above all else DO NOT LOOK THE BUS IN THE WINDSHIELD!

Of course this only matters if you are a vehicle. The bus in no way considers humans a threat.

Caminante Nocturno
As the buses move into the enjoy the fruits of their hunt, they are beset by a swarm of humans, hungry for carrion.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Buses are only easily startled by loud noises. Do not whistle at a bus, or they may stampede.

The McK
Cabs, on the other hand, have no fear of man and if whistled at will often come near.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
On the other hand, aircraft are the giants of non-aquatic transport fauna and although normally extremely placid will sometimes target and destroy a random building.

Very little is known about aircraft, so those approaching them are subject to rigid security protocol.

Xenocide
And then there's go-karts.

Nature's porn stars.

garcet71283
The wild motorcycle begins its life as a small, agile crotch rocket. As they mature into choppers, they gather into clubs. However, not all motorcycles exist within this social order, these outcasts become known as dirt bikes and engage in a strange ritual known as motocross, the purpose of which remains unkown.
Ultimately, every member of the motorcycle species will develop into a stately cruiser and begin a long journey back to it's spawning grounds to mate. This journey is long and arduous, and many motorcycles will fall victim to larger motor vehicles. After mating, the motorcycle will die, and its remains devoured by nearby family sedans.

Strange mutations have been cataloged in the motorcycle species, most notable, trikes and quads. It is though that the segway of legend most likely was a variety of mutated motorcycle.

HarrietTubmanPI
I'd like to think that after accidents like this people pull out their cell phones to call the person right next to them - just to look important.
Goethe and ernie
Justice is done
sosage
Cameras in the wild seem to enjoy looking at everything else except the Bus eating its fresh kill.
ProfessorChaos
I know I'm kind of a stickler for good tags, but what is up with the David Attenborough Tag?
Severian
I suppose just to round out the nature theme.

Desidiosus
David Attenborough spent decades studying the feeding and mating habits of city buses.


roughnready66
bus driver was just trying to stay over 50 mph
Charles
Starting from right across the street at a dead stop.

kingofthenothing
The first bus was like "Damn it! Damn it! I really wanted to park there." The second bus was like "I got your back, dog. Yo, check it. WHAM! YEAH! I JUST DID THAT!"

memedumpster
Didn't even try to dodge, the car obviously wanted this to happen.
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