|The Townleybomb |
FUCK YOU, CAR.
wtf with the camera operator?
DUM DE DUM OH AN ACCIDENT!
ILL IMMEDIATELY PAN OVER HERE NOW
OR PERHAPS OVER HERE
OR DOWN HERE
(hey nice legs)
OH YES THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT ...OVER HERE!
agreed, what a twat/twit
Time Travel Mishap
If the vehicle this view came from had handled this any differently, it could have easily ended up in the same condition as the poor little Porsche.
Buses are like gorillas. If one is charging at you, or clearly in a rage in close proximity to you, what you must do is is crouch down, hold still, and above all else DO NOT LOOK THE BUS IN THE WINDSHIELD!
Of course this only matters if you are a vehicle. The bus in no way considers humans a threat.
|Caminante Nocturno |
As the buses move into the enjoy the fruits of their hunt, they are beset by a swarm of humans, hungry for carrion.
The wild motorcycle begins its life as a small, agile crotch rocket. As they mature into choppers, they gather into clubs. However, not all motorcycles exist within this social order, these outcasts become known as dirt bikes and engage in a strange ritual known as motocross, the purpose of which remains unkown.
Ultimately, every member of the motorcycle species will develop into a stately cruiser and begin a long journey back to it's spawning grounds to mate. This journey is long and arduous, and many motorcycles will fall victim to larger motor vehicles. After mating, the motorcycle will die, and its remains devoured by nearby family sedans.
Strange mutations have been cataloged in the motorcycle species, most notable, trikes and quads. It is though that the segway of legend most likely was a variety of mutated motorcycle.
I'd like to think that after accidents like this people pull out their cell phones to call the person right next to them - just to look important.
|Goethe and ernie |
Justice is done
Cameras in the wild seem to enjoy looking at everything else except the Bus eating its fresh kill.
I know I'm kind of a stickler for good tags, but what is up with the David Attenborough Tag?
bus driver was just trying to stay over 50 mph
Starting from right across the street at a dead stop.
Didn't even try to dodge, the car obviously wanted this to happen.
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