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Desc:A guy who owns a samurai sword and actually knows how to use it?
Category:News & Politics, Crime
Tags:samurai sword, johns hopkins
Submitted:TeenerTot
Date:09/18/09
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Comment count is 27
simon666 - 2009-09-18
Holy shit, lost his hand and died.
kiint - 2009-09-18
thats a bleeder alright

Camonk - 2009-09-18
What a pussy. Oh boo hoo my hand's off wah wah now I'm dead. Jesus.

HarrietTubmanPI - 2009-09-18
He also probably bled a bit from the chest laceration.

JimL2 - 2009-09-20
It's one thing to cut an intruder's hand off, but then to watch him bleed to death in your apartment? That seems like it would be the most harrowing part.

FineFilter - 2009-09-18
I can't think of any clever puns, but that's badass.
Camonk - 2009-09-18
Oh come on. What about how a swordsman is a HANDY thing to have around.

Or he should put some ice on his wrist or it'll be SWORD in the morning.

The guy came in without asking, so the students BLADE him leave. (That one's a stretch.)

A hand twitching on the floor in a puddle of blood is a sight for SWORD eyes.

Those two will have to SEVER their relationship.

fluffy - 2009-09-18
The intruder was almost disarmed. We should all give the student a hand.

Camonk - 2009-09-18
Oh! That guy's severed hand is just more WRIST for the mill!

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-09-18
he didn't make the cut

but the cut made him


zerobackup - 2009-09-19
Looks like that guy won't be HANGING around anymore.

Too bad he won't be STICKING around for dinner.

That's one EXPLOSION we won't be hearing any more from.

You can take that to the bank, the BLOOD bank.

....wait I don't think that last one applies to this situation.


Tstyle - 2009-09-19
Undergraduates... with a sense of honor.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-09-19
*puts on sunglasses*

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

kamlem - 2009-09-19
Don't worry. The intruder couldn't think of anything witty either. He was STUMPED.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-09-19
I guess he showed him a SLICE of student life.

splatterbabble - 2009-09-19
All of these puns are pretty underhanded.

kwash - 2010-05-02
Looks like that man BLED to death.

Cena_mark - 2009-09-19
I love news stories like this. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-09-19
It's a Tarantino movie come to life, as opposed to a LARP convention come to life.

memedumpster - 2009-09-19
Student then killed himself so as to die undefeated.
Freeman Gordon - 2009-09-19
good one!

Chibisuke - 2009-09-19
Well, that's one sword collector who's a cut above the wrist.
glendower - 2009-09-19
What that kid doesn't realize is that SWORDS WILL FUCKING CUT YOU WIDE OPEN. Maybe it protected him this time, but it's just a matter of time before he cuts himself with his sword.
kiint - 2009-09-19
Yea, I will drink thy blood gladly, that so I may forget the blood of my master. I will slay thee swiftly.

Tuan Jim - 2009-09-20
I hate all of you.
Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-24
I want the blood. I....want the blood.
twinkieafternoon - 2009-10-18
I guess Trip Fisk was right after all. Sword's really will fucking cut you wide open.
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