Holy shit, lost his hand and died.
I can't think of any clever puns, but that's badass.
Oh come on. What about how a swordsman is a HANDY thing to have around.
Or he should put some ice on his wrist or it'll be SWORD in the morning.
The guy came in without asking, so the students BLADE him leave. (That one's a stretch.)
A hand twitching on the floor in a puddle of blood is a sight for SWORD eyes.
Those two will have to SEVER their relationship.
Oh! That guy's severed hand is just more WRIST for the mill!
Looks like that guy won't be HANGING around anymore.
Too bad he won't be STICKING around for dinner.
That's one EXPLOSION we won't be hearing any more from.
You can take that to the bank, the BLOOD bank.
....wait I don't think that last one applies to this situation.
I love news stories like this. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Student then killed himself so as to die undefeated.
Well, that's one sword collector who's a cut above the wrist.
What that kid doesn't realize is that SWORDS WILL FUCKING CUT YOU WIDE OPEN. Maybe it protected him this time, but it's just a matter of time before he cuts himself with his sword.
Yea, I will drink thy blood gladly, that so I may forget the blood of my master. I will slay thee swiftly.
|Tuan Jim |
I hate all of you.
|Time Travel Mishap |
I want the blood. I....want the blood.
I guess Trip Fisk was right after all. Sword's really will fucking cut you wide open.
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