I've never been more proud to tip the scales. This is absolutely fucking evil. Let us pray that this guy contracts many, many STDs.
Well the beat, at least, is real:
What hell sounds like.
This is the best worst thing.
1:15 - check out the orange plastic safety cap on his gat. Also, the fact that he clearly has no idea how to handle a gun. I'm guessing he's from a European country where they have no black people or handguns.
I don't know why, but this is the part that sends me into fits of laughter every time.
(and yes, yes I've listened to this multiple times through)
To be fair, it's hard to criticize Europeans for sounding like this and imitating this sound when it's they're just emulating how shitty this stuff really is.
1:02 pure ogling.
This sets a new standard for evil. Wow. Praying this isn't a troll.
More like terrible "raper" amirite
Made it halfway.
1:54 - I haz a black guy
Please oh please oh please somebody Songsmith this.
This deserves at least 100,000 stars.
|Sean Robinson |
He needed like ten more pictures of him at his dad's office's empty conference room to make this think tight.
I thought it looked like a hotel conference room.
|Doctor Arcane |
Are we sure this isn't auto-untune? I don't think I could be this out of tune if I tried, and I dont sing.
Dude, why would you submit this anonymously? If this is fake, it's genius. If it's not, it's double genius. Every part is excellent: the song, the poses, the phenomenally ugly girls, the LIKE A BOSS office shots, the vagina table at the beginning, the photos he took with his friends' moms... oh man.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
At one point he's sat in a really shitty local pub, trying to look pimp.
Is it alright to call him a chav?
I made it... all the way through...
Fucking pseudo-guidos and their meaty blonde prostitutes.
No, this doesn't actually exist.
|Jet Bin Fever |
says this fucker is from Jersey.
Oooofff. Painful from the start.
The first 5 seconds...and i'm convinced this is most evil thing ever.
The absolute definition of strangling a cat.
|Sudan no1 |
I cracked up every time he says "doncha know."
|Joey The Cobra |
Whatever t-shirts this fucker is selling, I want three.
"Give you up for leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent."
i couldn't stop listening. this was the most painful thing i have ever endured. and i don't mean that lightly.
A friend walked in while I was listening to this with headphones, and a moment later asked in a concerned voice if I was alright because I appeared to be in physical distress.
I don't know about that. How does this compare against Brokencyde?
Brokencyde just makes me laugh non-stop. This one is all about cringing and shuddering from the inappropriate pitch bends.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
AUGH AUGH AUGH I CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH GOD FUCKING CRUSHING MY SPEAKERS WITH A BRICK
You're always runninnnnnnn.
Tru my heaaaaaad.
From when I wake up 'til I go to beeyeyeyeahyeahyeahad!
1:56 "See guys, I'm in a photo with a black man! I'm LEGIT, YO!"
and as usual, he has no clue how terrible he is
|Sick Man |
I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU
What, definition of douchebag
|Harold Manchester |
I literally almost vomited from embarrassment. Or I undercooked the scallops I had for dinner.
Five for evil
How do you STILL sound like crap when your singing is autotuned? I am actually very happy to hear this. So you DO need to be able to sing A LITTLE for autotune to work right?
I made it 33 seconds
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