|millerman13 - 2009-09-18 |
I've never been more proud to tip the scales. This is absolutely fucking evil. Let us pray that this guy contracts many, many STDs.
|themilkshark - 2009-09-18 |
Also preview pic looks like Zach Braff
1:16 - Hi, I'm as tall as this car!
Well the beat, at least, is real:
|kamlem - 2009-09-18 |
What hell sounds like.
|Comeuppance - 2009-09-18 |
This is the best worst thing.
|Hooper_X - 2009-09-18 |
1:15 - check out the orange plastic safety cap on his gat. Also, the fact that he clearly has no idea how to handle a gun. I'm guessing he's from a European country where they have no black people or handguns.
I don't know why, but this is the part that sends me into fits of laughter every time.
(and yes, yes I've listened to this multiple times through)
|StanleyPain - 2009-09-18 |
To be fair, it's hard to criticize Europeans for sounding like this and imitating this sound when it's they're just emulating how shitty this stuff really is.
|Konversekid - 2009-09-18 |
1:02 pure ogling.
|takewithfood - 2009-09-18 |
This sets a new standard for evil. Wow. Praying this isn't a troll.
|Millard - 2009-09-18 |
More like terrible "raper" amirite
|phalsebob - 2009-09-18 |
Made it halfway.
|retrocious - 2009-09-18 |
1:54 - I haz a black guy
|Kumquatxop - 2009-09-18 |
Please oh please oh please somebody Songsmith this.
|Rudy - 2009-09-18 |
This deserves at least 100,000 stars.
|Sean Robinson - 2009-09-18 |
He needed like ten more pictures of him at his dad's office's empty conference room to make this think tight.
I thought it looked like a hotel conference room.
|Doctor Arcane - 2009-09-18 |
Are we sure this isn't auto-untune? I don't think I could be this out of tune if I tried, and I dont sing.
|CaptainJesusHood - 2009-09-18 |
Dude, why would you submit this anonymously? If this is fake, it's genius. If it's not, it's double genius. Every part is excellent: the song, the poses, the phenomenally ugly girls, the LIKE A BOSS office shots, the vagina table at the beginning, the photos he took with his friends' moms... oh man.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-09-18 |
At one point he's sat in a really shitty local pub, trying to look pimp.
Is it alright to call him a chav?
|memedumpster - 2009-09-19 |
I made it... all the way through...
|Doomstein - 2009-09-19 |
Fucking pseudo-guidos and their meaty blonde prostitutes.
|Patton - 2009-09-19 |
No, this doesn't actually exist.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2009-09-19 |
says this fucker is from Jersey.
|Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-09-19 |
Oooofff. Painful from the start.
|FISTFULLofSOUL - 2009-09-19 |
The first 5 seconds...and i'm convinced this is most evil thing ever.
|Hooker - 2009-09-19 |
The absolute definition of strangling a cat.
|Sudan no1 - 2009-09-19 |
I cracked up every time he says "doncha know."
|Joey The Cobra - 2009-09-19 |
|Toenails - 2009-09-19 |
Whatever t-shirts this fucker is selling, I want three.
|Crucifried - 2009-09-19 |
"Give you up for leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent."
|kennydra - 2009-09-19 |
i couldn't stop listening. this was the most painful thing i have ever endured. and i don't mean that lightly.
|dododge - 2009-09-19 |
A friend walked in while I was listening to this with headphones, and a moment later asked in a concerned voice if I was alright because I appeared to be in physical distress.
I don't know about that. How does this compare against Brokencyde?
Brokencyde just makes me laugh non-stop. This one is all about cringing and shuddering from the inappropriate pitch bends.
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-09-20 |
AUGH AUGH AUGH I CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH GOD FUCKING CRUSHING MY SPEAKERS WITH A BRICK
|citrusmirakel - 2009-09-22 |
You're always runninnnnnnn.
Tru my heaaaaaad.
From when I wake up 'til I go to beeyeyeyeahyeahyeahad!
|BlackSun1942 - 2009-09-23 |
1:56 "See guys, I'm in a photo with a black man! I'm LEGIT, YO!"
|chumbucket - 2009-09-26 |
and as usual, he has no clue how terrible he is
|Sick Man - 2009-09-30 |
I DON'T WANNA HURT YOU
|andybrownie - 2010-03-27 |
What, definition of douchebag
|Harold Manchester - 2010-03-29 |
I literally almost vomited from embarrassment. Or I undercooked the scallops I had for dinner.
|rhombus - 2010-08-03 |
Five for evil
|YakooMarkTwo - 2010-08-04 |
How do you STILL sound like crap when your singing is autotuned? I am actually very happy to hear this. So you DO need to be able to sing A LITTLE for autotune to work right?
|eatenmyeyes - 2010-09-04 |
I made it 33 seconds
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