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Desc:Robert E. Howard's other great pulp character.
Category:Trailers
Tags:Pulp Fiction, Weird Tales, solomon kane, robert e howard
Submitted:StanleyPain
Date:09/20/09
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-09-20
It looks like Van Helsing, except not retarded.
facek - 2009-09-20
Van Helsing was always an old man, I don't know why they changed him into a Solomon Kane like character in that one movie, but now everyone is saying this is ripping it off.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2009-09-20
That's because most people aren't very bright.

They'd probably not go see this if they realized it was from a series of pulp novels older than their parents.

Iakchos - 2009-09-20
Plague Doctors!
Toenails - 2009-09-20
Was there anything more badass than plague doctors in the middle ages?

Mayhap not.

Helena Handbasket - 2009-09-20
I was going to say the same thing! Five stars for getting into my brain!

baleen - 2009-09-20
I will gladly watch any movie with plague doctors, except Roberto Rossellini's Cartesius.

Gojira1000 - 2009-09-20
I'm really afraid this will suck. Which is a shame, the stories were Howard's best work, and the Puritan glowering asskicker was a great character.
Pillager - 2009-09-20
It'll be a good summer popcorn flick.


Camonk - 2009-09-20
I have no idea if this is anything like his original stories, but Howard was looney toons. So who cares! This looks like a guy with a funny hat swording the shit out of some monsters!

StanleyPain - 2009-09-20
The movie appears to be partially based or inspired on the first Kane story, "Red Shadows" but is infused with the more outlandish supernatural/horror aspects found in the later stories. It's like little bits and pieces of the Kane mythos combined into a single movie. I personally have no problem with this as I like the character and I don't care if the story is made-up so long as it retains the "spirit" of Kane. I think the trailer is badly made, but the movie itself I have been following the development of for some time.

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-09-20
Hey, as long as some Negroes are called "apelike", it's close enough for me.

Billy the Poet - 2009-09-22
Wrong. Sailor Steve Costigan is his best stuff, and a big-budget movie would be preferable to Indy 5 (which is happening.)

This looks like a Lord of the Rings re-skin.

fluffy - 2009-09-20
The only reasonable puns I can come up with are for "Quaker" but he was a Puritan, so I'll just have to keep them to myself for now.
kingofthenothing - 2009-09-20
I'm sure the stories were good (wouldn't know), but this looks like something I'd fall asleep to. It's a good trailer, as far as trailers go, it's got all the elements to keep someone interested, but it's just not interesting to me.
wtf japan - 2009-09-20
He has a buckle on his hat! What the hell else do you want?

memedumpster - 2009-09-20
Hollywood Crapfest Pictures is proud to present a Blue Camera Filter Production. Unshaven Foresty Guy stars in : I Got Two Swords and A Fight Choreographer, the Movie! Also starring the CGI Monster Tabernacle Choir and introducing the Helpless Simple Girl Troupe!
Dicknuts - 2009-09-20
stars

Squeamish - 2009-10-24
:D

Merzbau - 2009-09-20
This got pretty decent reviews at the Toronto film festival. Here's hoping it's at least a decent waste of an afternoon.
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-09-20
I never imagined him that greasy and unkempt. The specter of Peter Jackson's Aragon strikes again, I guess.
Hooper_X - 2009-09-21
Yeah. Dude is a Puritan, he needs to be clean shaven. Like, in the morning after killing a hell-spawned monstrosity, he needs to get all cleaned up. That's a fucking montage right there.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-09-20
oh holy fuck yes
Paracelsus - 2009-09-20
So are these fucking books any fucking good or what? I'm a fucking Conan fan.
MaulLove - 2009-09-20
No fucking clue, but this looks fucking awesome.

StanleyPain - 2009-09-20
If you like pulp fiction in the vein of Weird Tales, the Solomon Kane stories are very good. They are good supernatural mystery/adventure stories.

B. Weed - 2009-09-20
Howard is public domain in Australia, so go check out some stories at Project Gutenberg Australia:

http://gutenberg.net.au/plusfifty-a-m.html#letterH

mantang0 - 2009-09-20
why is wolverine wearing that funny hat?
VorpalGuy - 2010-01-14
Inevitable video game tie-in in 3...2...1...

But, yeah, serious, dude needs to shave. Cut that stringy hair.
Chalkdust - 2011-09-17
this movie was A) fun and B) not released in the US
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