SteamPoweredKleenex 
It looks like Van Helsing, except not retarded.
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SteamPoweredKleenex That's because most people aren't very bright.
They'd probably not go see this if they realized it was from a series of pulp novels older than their parents.
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Iakchos
Plague Doctors!
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Toenails Was there anything more badass than plague doctors in the middle ages?
Mayhap not.
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Gojira1000
I'm really afraid this will suck. Which is a shame, the stories were Howard's best work, and the Puritan glowering asskicker was a great character.
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StanleyPain The movie appears to be partially based or inspired on the first Kane story, "Red Shadows" but is infused with the more outlandish supernatural/horror aspects found in the later stories. It's like little bits and pieces of the Kane mythos combined into a single movie. I personally have no problem with this as I like the character and I don't care if the story is made-up so long as it retains the "spirit" of Kane. I think the trailer is badly made, but the movie itself I have been following the development of for some time.
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Billy the Poet Wrong. Sailor Steve Costigan is his best stuff, and a big-budget movie would be preferable to Indy 5 (which is happening.)
This looks like a Lord of the Rings re-skin.
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fluffy
The only reasonable puns I can come up with are for "Quaker" but he was a Puritan, so I'll just have to keep them to myself for now.
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kingofthenothing
I'm sure the stories were good (wouldn't know), but this looks like something I'd fall asleep to. It's a good trailer, as far as trailers go, it's got all the elements to keep someone interested, but it's just not interesting to me.
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memedumpster
Hollywood Crapfest Pictures is proud to present a Blue Camera Filter Production. Unshaven Foresty Guy stars in : I Got Two Swords and A Fight Choreographer, the Movie! Also starring the CGI Monster Tabernacle Choir and introducing the Helpless Simple Girl Troupe!
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Merzbau
This got pretty decent reviews at the Toronto film festival. Here's hoping it's at least a decent waste of an afternoon.
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
I never imagined him that greasy and unkempt. The specter of Peter Jackson's Aragon strikes again, I guess.
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Hooper_X Yeah. Dude is a Puritan, he needs to be clean shaven. Like, in the morning after killing a hell-spawned monstrosity, he needs to get all cleaned up. That's a fucking montage right there.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
oh holy fuck yes
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Paracelsus
So are these fucking books any fucking good or what? I'm a fucking Conan fan.
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StanleyPain If you like pulp fiction in the vein of Weird Tales, the Solomon Kane stories are very good. They are good supernatural mystery/adventure stories.
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B. Weed Howard is public domain in Australia, so go check out some stories at Project Gutenberg Australia:
http://gutenberg.net.au/plusfifty-a-m.html#letterH
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mantang0
why is wolverine wearing that funny hat?
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VorpalGuy
Inevitable video game tie-in in 3...2...1...
But, yeah, serious, dude needs to shave. Cut that stringy hair.
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Chalkdust
this movie was A) fun and B) not released in the US
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