1. Getting excited while buying shampoo for color-treated hair.
2. The shit-ton of purses hanging up on the hat-rack.
3. Implying that she owns multiple cats.
Are we sure there's not a "walking cliche" tag for occasions like these?
I would gladly hit that, as long as there's tape in her mouth.
Man Who Fights Like Woman
I wouldn't make her wear duct tape over her mouth though, you monster. The self-loathing it would induce in me would enhance the experience.
NONESENSE! WE MUST FIGHT AT THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN WITH SWORDS!
You guys are fighting over who gets to rape this girl first. What website is this again?
I dunno, her voice is kinda sexy if you drown out all the words.
Man Who Fights Like Woman
P.S. Sputum is just jealous that he's not getting a cut of the action. Besides it's not rape, it's BEAUTIFUL LOVE.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Let's get this out of the way and say I'd hit it.
THE STYLISTS WERE TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT BUT YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN! Good God what was done to this girl. Her parents should be prosecuted.
I just had a seizure.
|Jeff Fries |
She seems like some kind of girl with beauty tips
What's evil about this? It's just one of those girls who spends a lot of her time thinking about her hair and clothes and makeup. I could drive down to the mall and meet this exact girl within 5 minutes, about a dozen different times. Maybe not as attractive or well put-together, and maybe not with an explanatory youtube channel, but still. If this girl seems out of the ordinary to you I would recommend going outside. OMG WAIT MULTIPLE PURSES?!?!
She embodies every single atrocious cliche of every superficial woman out there.
Muddy Mae Suggins
It is evil to have to listen to one of these idiots speak for three and half minutes.
These horrible girls being common doesn't make them less evil. I'd actually argue that it makes them MORE evil.
Reread your statement. That's why it's evil. She is, like, so Legion.
I don't know, guys. Maybe it's growing up with a sister that is exactly the same, maybe it's living in SoCal and knowing tons of girls that are exactly the same, but this just didn't even make me blink. Banal, yes. Boring, yes. Evil? No. Everyone likes to obsess over something. At least she uses her personal autism to look good.
Muddy Mae Suggins
"At least she uses her personal autism to look good. " As a female with some degree of self respect, I have to say VOMIT.
Man, who cares if she's an idiotic, self-obsessed, boring, vapid and useless person?! She sure is hot! That's all I ask for in other human beings.
Way to extrapolate. I just meant her obsession is a more practical one than, say, a collection of intricately painted Warhammer 40k figurines. But don't let me get in the way of your rage at a girl who probably just reminds you of someone who made fun of you in high school.
That's what I love about this. It's like stepping into the mind of half the girls I went to grade school with. This is what they were thinking all day.
the most evil kind of evil is banal evil
"seven times eight hundred is...a lot"
she can't even spell "mack" right even though it's the only printed word she sees in a day
Is this her real voice? It hurts me.
There number of makeup/hair/uselessness expert girls on Youtube frightens me. My hair is down to my hips and I don't understand half the things she's saying.
|Muddy Mae Suggins |
Like, really, I absolutely love how I can like, take a haircut and turn it into a really amazingly way too long and self-involved rant. I absolutely love it, don't get me wrong.
I too struggle with the decision to go reddy or blondey.
Talking about herself!
You can't find these anywhere! Good thing this specimen is preserved on the Internet!
I am going to cum on this girls face, hair.
A juicystar is born.
Two minutes in; "THIRTEEN INCHES?? IS THAT NOT CRAY-ZEE?"
They're not dramatic at..................... all
some people need to read a goddamned book
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Behold the camwhore!
The best thing about being married is going out to bars and meeting girls like this. Then after 30 seconds of normal conversation, start saying the most grotesque, disgusting things you can think of, like serial killer shit. Just not caring at all what they think or say because, hey, you're not trying to have sex with them anymore. That is freedom. The really messed up thing is most of them don't even walk away, they just nod and act like talking about dismemberment is normal.
I may be trolling pathetic townie bars, but this shit actually works. So help me god it works.
What's with the jump cuts? Is this Everything is Terrible?
So who else would "hit it" because everyone that reads the comments for this video gives a shit who you would and wouldn't have sex with (I'm going to go out on a limb and assume the former is pretty much everyone) and we're all keeping track in our Lisa Frank notebooks.
in 25 years she will wonder why she is alone and has no children
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