Camonk Poor guy. Entrapped by a dog pinata and his own lack of hobbies.
MrBuddy If he just raped a real dog I'll bet his apparatus would still be in tact.
dementomstie "Rigged Pinata" is the name of my mariachi metal band.
THA SUGAH RAIN "what its not like i killed a guy, get of my fucking already. i fucked a pinata, what of it"
memedumpster This had me with his opening statement and it just got better and better and better and better...
pastorofmuppets Some unsuspecting kid picking up jizz-covered candy at a birthday party, yeah that's pretty bad. No dispute there. But GOD DAMN it you do not literally work the graveyard shift unless you DIG GRAVES. Throw the book at him!
Seattle You do not want this man digging graves, if he gets "bored and curious" with the "hideous" piñatas, think of what he'd get curious about with hideous corpses.
kennydra and why does he fondle the crotch of the little boy pinata.
oh who am i kidding. dumb question.
cognitivedissonance I can state that I've worked graveyard in a Toys R Us, and I have never had the desire to fuck anything there.