Some unsuspecting kid picking up jizz-covered candy at a birthday party, yeah that's pretty bad. No dispute there. But GOD DAMN it you do not literally work the graveyard shift unless you DIG GRAVES. Throw the book at him!
You do not want this man digging graves, if he gets "bored and curious" with the "hideous" pi�atas, think of what he'd get curious about with hideous corpses.