Desidiosus Cheaper than getting a hooker, I guess.
Sudan no1 is it just me or are they going a little hard on the tablefucker?
Caminante Nocturno They're trying really hard to connect his table humping to children.
Sick Man WON'T SOMEBODY STOP THIS MONSTER BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS A FLEETING GLIMPSE OF HIS DICK
charmlessman It all began with an innocent little footstool. For a while he was seeing a plush Ottoman, and it looked like it was going to last. But it was inevitable, he would always come back to the patio table. It was strong, smooth and durable, and he had to finally admit to himself, these were the qualities he was looking for.
Jet Bin Fever Buttoning that top button is a daily adventure for Captain Matt.
Paracelsus I'm worried about his circulation, let alone his breathing. Eh, no I'm not.
pastorofmuppets He could probably use one of those tactical corsets.
mon666ster What a pervert! Just drag the table into the basement and fuck it down there like the rest of us do! Geez!
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