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Desc:Douche Quadbike returns!
Category:Educational, Military
Tags:racism, Captain America, ACTING!, Ben Ryan Metzger, douche quadbike
Submitted:ztc
Date:09/21/09
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Comment count is 36
dementomstie - 2009-09-21
"But I wasn't ready to leave North Africa yet..."
..."Men, I'm not ready to leave North Africa yet."
five stars!
memedumpster - 2009-09-21
Okay, yeah, that part made me laugh my ass off.

God, I hope Al Qaeda doesn't get hold of this video.

gotterdamm - 2009-09-21
Does Douche know they already cast a Captian America?

How did he take the news?
sliggy - 2009-09-21
Five stars for the stunning kind of egotistical jackass it takes to use stock footage of GIs and to turn them into a crowd of racist buffoons, and stock footage of the suffering of starving people, just to make himself look awesome.
Toenails - 2009-09-21
I can't wait until he submits his ten minute Hulk monologue.

"Nazis try smash blackies but Hulk no want to leave Black Africa yet!!!"
Camonk - 2009-09-21
Wow, he sounds as douchey as he looks. He tries so hard. In so many ways. If trying were succeeding, this guy could be seven Colonel Americans.
Bort - 2009-09-21
I could make it only halfway through, but I was pleasantly surprised that he didn't portray Cap as a knee-jerk patriotic jackass.
Xenocide - 2009-09-21
"When we looked to our flags...we saw no flags!"

Captain America vs. the Nazi Flag Thieves will return after this.
TypicalEllisProtagonist - 2009-09-21
Wow, so Hitler got a space weapon more powerful than a weapon that wouldn't exist for like a year and half? That cunning little bastard.

I bet he developed working "Paint Star on Shirt Straight" technology years ahead of us, too.
Caminante Nocturno - 2009-09-22
The part at 9:30 where a little bit of dirt falls out of his shield during his triumphant cry was funny.
RockBolt - 2012-06-27
Its like a 9 minute set up for that punchline

Kieran27 - 2009-09-22
Hmmm... five stars for effort. This guy clearly was trying as hard as he could to be what he thought Captain America was, and refreshingly it wasn't a super patriot GOP. And I was surprised that he made the 'enemy' he was fighting other americans who wouldn't do the right thing.

Still... not the best execution of his message, but he still earns the stars for effort.
ghostdad - 2009-09-22
Flawless new york accent.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-09-22
ERRYBODY LISTEN.

BUTCHOO DON'T KNOW WHO I AHM.

AH REMEMBER AHN THE STREETS UH MANHATTAN.

charmlessman - 2009-09-22
He keeps referencing SOWJURS. What is that?

erection reset by queer - 2009-09-22
This isn't nearly long enough.
garcet71283 - 2009-09-22
He's no Reb Brown.
Billy the Poet - 2009-09-22
The worst diction since Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride. Less charisma by an order of magnitude.
Aelric - 2009-09-22
Flint Chestflab!
ztc - 2009-09-22
Hick Gripshield!

sonichronique - 2009-09-22
Spork Buntbatch

Kieran27 - 2009-09-22
Crud Bonemeal!

Caminante Nocturno - 2009-09-22
Chunk Bulkflag!

Toenails - 2009-09-22
Grease Horsecock!

Billy the Poet - 2009-09-23
Big McLargehuge

zerobackup - 2010-03-05
Punch Steelrock

kwash - 2010-03-31
Bolt Vander Huge!

Hooper_X - 2010-04-11
ACE BOLTMETAL

Chalkdust - 2010-05-12
Choke Facefist!

Vicious - 2010-09-28
Punch Rumprack!

ztc - 2009-09-22
The narration at the start sounds like a dead-on parody of the original Resident Evil. Until he says "two." Who the hell says "two" like that?
ztc - 2009-09-22
The comments are up to scratch!

"i am a 20 year old African American man living in the hood whit no guarantee on wether i will live to see tomorow. i dont know y, but this video deeply touched me. its time for me to get out the hood. U showed me that white people are not as heartless as i thought. im ready to become somebody. i know that u mean everything you said in this video because those words cannot be mad up.This really inspired me and when i become somebody, i will not forget that this video helped me.
~Crying Thank You~"
gotterdamm - 2009-09-22
I hope people look back on Douche as some sort of outsider artist.

Each Youtube submission and its following comments acting as some strange sort of performance piece.

Syd Midnight - 2009-09-22
Yeah, at this point, I not only want to see him play Captain America, I want his townspeople to produce the movie. I really do.

Hooper_X - 2009-09-22
Oh man, is this really him? That's so great. I'm glad the internet didn't totally ruin his life. He's more than capable of doing that on his own.
Rudy - 2009-09-22
Way better than another Dr. Horrible clip.
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