I actually know someone who looks remarkably like that guy and also kind of speaks like him. It is now my mission to get him to read these lines just so I can laugh my ass off.
Damn. I just had a dream this week that i was Dr. Who, and I needed to get this hot brit girl (adult mind you) to come with me because I knew the cybermen were coming. She just thought I was an old perv, which was true but did not negate the cyberman threat.
The lady with the game boy is a real lazy child abductor. If you're not going to put any thought into your ruse, then you don't deserve to have a child fall for it.