|Steve Airport - 2009-09-22 |
I actually know someone who looks remarkably like that guy and also kind of speaks like him. It is now my mission to get him to read these lines just so I can laugh my ass off.
|memedumpster - 2009-09-22 |
"It's called a TARDIS, it can go anywhere in time and space!"
And that's how I got molested.
That... that was wonderful, thank you for that.
|pastorofmuppets - 2009-09-22 |
Oh I've got something to put in your Game Boy's battery compartment, all right.
Where were all these super hot pedophiles when I was growing up?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2009-09-22 |
The lady with the game boy is a real lazy child abductor. If you're not going to put any thought into your ruse, then you don't deserve to have a child fall for it.
|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-22 |
At the end that was actually the level select screen for a unreleased mega man game from the 90's
BaseballCoachMan's weapon is TeaLeoniIshMan's weakness.
|Xenocide - 2009-09-22 |
Things children should avoid at all costs include helping, being a playmate, and having fun.
Failure to observe these rules will result in dead dogs.
|cognitivedissonance - 2009-09-22 |
That's an unfair generalization: only 78% of pizza delivery professionals are child molesters.
|HankFinch - 2009-09-22 |
IT'S A TRAP!
|Rosebeekee - 2009-09-22 |
5 stars for the pseudo John Candy porn director at 0:24.
|Paracelsus - 2009-09-22 |
The dude playing with the toes.
|Timothy A. Bear - 2009-09-22 |
Actual child molestor at 0:00
|Smellvin - 2009-09-22 |
I dunno. I think if I were abducted and serially "raped" by the woman at 0:12 I would've turned out all right.
|Sputum - 2009-09-22 |
Man, that "emergency" angle is really solid. You could probably rape children to your heart's content using that one.
|Rudy - 2009-09-22 |
I know people who have avoided the "getting a job" trap well after their stranger danger years.
|Charming - 2009-09-22 |
So glad I don't have a dog. I'd believe that guy. He looks like a dog killer.
|Chalkdust - 2010-02-12 |
"Kaiba! You've activated my 'Having Fun' trap!"
"What? Oh no!"
"You're finished, you fool!"
|JubeLube - 2012-09-22 |
authority figure = pizza delivery guy
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