|Steve Airport |
I actually know someone who looks remarkably like that guy and also kind of speaks like him. It is now my mission to get him to read these lines just so I can laugh my ass off.
"It's called a TARDIS, it can go anywhere in time and space!"
And that's how I got molested.
That... that was wonderful, thank you for that.
Oh I've got something to put in your Game Boy's battery compartment, all right.
Where were all these super hot pedophiles when I was growing up?
|Caminante Nocturno |
The lady with the game boy is a real lazy child abductor. If you're not going to put any thought into your ruse, then you don't deserve to have a child fall for it.
|Time Travel Mishap |
At the end that was actually the level select screen for a unreleased mega man game from the 90's
Things children should avoid at all costs include helping, being a playmate, and having fun.
Failure to observe these rules will result in dead dogs.
That's an unfair generalization: only 78% of pizza delivery professionals are child molesters.
IT'S A TRAP!
5 stars for the pseudo John Candy porn director at 0:24.
The dude playing with the toes.
|Timothy A. Bear |
Actual child molestor at 0:00
I dunno. I think if I were abducted and serially "raped" by the woman at 0:12 I would've turned out all right.
Man, that "emergency" angle is really solid. You could probably rape children to your heart's content using that one.
I know people who have avoided the "getting a job" trap well after their stranger danger years.
So glad I don't have a dog. I'd believe that guy. He looks like a dog killer.
"Kaiba! You've activated my 'Having Fun' trap!"
"What? Oh no!"
"You're finished, you fool!"
authority figure = pizza delivery guy
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