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Desc:No children should talk to anybody, ever.
Category:Educational
Tags:danger, stranger, hero?, I think that one is a man
Submitted:gambol
Date:09/22/09
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Comment count is 31
Steve Airport
1:47
StanleyPain
Holy shit 1:47

memedumpster
I actually know someone who looks remarkably like that guy and also kind of speaks like him. It is now my mission to get him to read these lines just so I can laugh my ass off.

Maggot Brain
1:47 Shit got real.

Aoi
I really don't think 1:47 qualifies as 'asking'.

mouser
HOLY SHIT 0:17!

zatojones
Kids: if that lady asks you for help with something come get me and I'll help her myself

Knuckles
Shaq's fat cousin is a child molester? I'm shocked.

memedumpster
"It's called a TARDIS, it can go anywhere in time and space!"

And that's how I got molested.
phalsebob
Damn. I just had a dream this week that i was Dr. Who, and I needed to get this hot brit girl (adult mind you) to come with me because I knew the cybermen were coming. She just thought I was an old perv, which was true but did not negate the cyberman threat.

Anyway, carry on.

memedumpster
That... that was wonderful, thank you for that.

pastorofmuppets
Oh I've got something to put in your Game Boy's battery compartment, all right.
twinkieafternoon
Where were all these super hot pedophiles when I was growing up?

Riskbreaker
Bribing trap? More like boobs trap.

joelkazoo
I think you mean BOOBIE trap! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Caminante Nocturno
The lady with the game boy is a real lazy child abductor. If you're not going to put any thought into your ruse, then you don't deserve to have a child fall for it.
Time Travel Mishap
At the end that was actually the level select screen for a unreleased mega man game from the 90's
pastorofmuppets
BaseballCoachMan's weapon is TeaLeoniIshMan's weakness.

Xenocide
Things children should avoid at all costs include helping, being a playmate, and having fun.

Failure to observe these rules will result in dead dogs.
cognitivedissonance
That's an unfair generalization: only 78% of pizza delivery professionals are child molesters.
HankFinch
IT'S A TRAP!
Rosebeekee
ACTING!

5 stars for the pseudo John Candy porn director at 0:24.
DrVital
Rowsdower!

Paracelsus
The dude playing with the toes.
Timothy A. Bear
Actual child molestor at 0:00
Smellvin
I dunno. I think if I were abducted and serially "raped" by the woman at 0:12 I would've turned out all right.
Sputum
Man, that "emergency" angle is really solid. You could probably rape children to your heart's content using that one.
Rudy
I know people who have avoided the "getting a job" trap well after their stranger danger years.
Charming
So glad I don't have a dog. I'd believe that guy. He looks like a dog killer.
Chalkdust
"Kaiba! You've activated my 'Having Fun' trap!"

"What? Oh no!"

"You're finished, you fool!"

*sodomy noises*
JubeLube
authority figure = pizza delivery guy
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