memedumpster I actually know someone who looks remarkably like that guy and also kind of speaks like him. It is now my mission to get him to read these lines just so I can laugh my ass off.
zatojones Kids: if that lady asks you for help with something come get me and I'll help her myself
Knuckles Shaq's fat cousin is a child molester? I'm shocked.
memedumpster "It's called a TARDIS, it can go anywhere in time and space!"
And that's how I got molested.
phalsebob Damn. I just had a dream this week that i was Dr. Who, and I needed to get this hot brit girl (adult mind you) to come with me because I knew the cybermen were coming. She just thought I was an old perv, which was true but did not negate the cyberman threat.
Anyway, carry on.
memedumpster That... that was wonderful, thank you for that.
pastorofmuppets Oh I've got something to put in your Game Boy's battery compartment, all right.
twinkieafternoon Where were all these super hot pedophiles when I was growing up?
joelkazoo I think you mean BOOBIE trap! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Caminante Nocturno The lady with the game boy is a real lazy child abductor. If you're not going to put any thought into your ruse, then you don't deserve to have a child fall for it.
Time Travel Mishap At the end that was actually the level select screen for a unreleased mega man game from the 90's
pastorofmuppets BaseballCoachMan's weapon is TeaLeoniIshMan's weakness.
Xenocide Things children should avoid at all costs include helping, being a playmate, and having fun.
Failure to observe these rules will result in dead dogs.
cognitivedissonance That's an unfair generalization: only 78% of pizza delivery professionals are child molesters.
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