spikestoyiu This guy has more money than all of us combined.
Paracelsus As I understand it, he's terrible at his job.
BlackSun1942 Holy shit, looks like Ballmer just shot up a speedball...
Dib I have this image of him running up to one fan in the audience and just screaming in his face for two minutes.
pastorofmuppets Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Microsoft's CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure....At some point in the conversation Mr. Ballmer said: "Just tell me it's not Google." I told him it was Google.
At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google."
Jaguar Wong This could easily be dubbed over the "Liberate tutame ex inferis" bit from Event Horizon with no one the wiser.