spikestoyiu - 2009-09-23 This guy has more money than all of us combined.
Paracelsus - 2009-09-23 As I understand it, he's terrible at his job.
BlackSun1942 - 2009-09-23 Holy shit, looks like Ballmer just shot up a speedball...
Dib - 2009-09-23 I have this image of him running up to one fan in the audience and just screaming in his face for two minutes.
pastorofmuppets - 2009-09-24 Prior to joining Google, I set up a meeting on or about November 11, 2004 with Microsoft's CEO Steve Ballmer to discuss my planned departure....At some point in the conversation Mr. Ballmer said: "Just tell me it's not Google." I told him it was Google.
At that point, Mr. Ballmer picked up a chair and threw it across the room hitting a table in his office. Mr. Ballmer then said: "Fucking Eric Schmidt is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Google."
Jaguar Wong - 2009-11-06 This could easily be dubbed over the "Liberate tutame ex inferis" bit from Event Horizon with no one the wiser.