horrible for so many different reasons

They can help after you get shot, too. Just ask Andy Warhol.

Spirit one starred on principal - this is right up there with gaming PCs and bolt-on car modifications.

And attaching pockets to webbing is still a pocket, you idiot.

This is a fanny pack for goth douchebags.

"'Cuz eye wonna look lika giant busssh."
Was that a swastika or do I just hallucinate hate symbols listening to them speak?

When that guy said, "Buckles are obsolete too" the interviewer's jaw dropped like she had just been told orgasms come in a can and are available in the toothpaste aisle.

Are those . . . goggles? On a top hat?

Apparently bras are obsolete as well.

You're supposed to wear something under a corset, not just to help keep sweat and dead skin off something that'd have to be dry cleaned regularly, but also to hide your scrunched up back fat. Those things probably reeked at the end of the day.

For those unaware, the dude in this video is wearing a skirt. Ahem, utility kilt.

Something tells me these people are rarely "in a hurry to get undressed"

Coming soon: Jane Austin's "Commando"...

I keep thinking he's going to segue not having girls on his hunting trips into hunting girls.