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Steve Ballmer excitedly shills Window 1.0
A 'young' Steve Ballmer dressed as a used car salesman extolls MS Paint and other features.
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Coffee was stronger back then.
If anything it was weaker, Steve Balmer has only gotten louder and more excited since then.
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Every since I first saw this I have considered Ballmer to be Terry Bradshaw for nerds.
I knew he reminded me of someone and it's definitely Bradshaw.
Wait, did he say "Except in Nebraska" at the end? What is this, was MS not allowed to sell software in Nebraska or something?
i'm fairly sure it's just a sloppy fine print joke...offer void in some states, we don't ship to hawaii, and all that. the video itself is a spoof thing.
ok i guess it is something specific:
It's all fucking NORAD's fault.
Windows 1.0 WAS exciting. Ah, the good ol' days.
"Pirates of Silicon Valley" was the most accurate historical movie ever made.
PICK UP THE PHONE!
I like how old commercials would have that freeze frame at the end.
Also, dial knobs.
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