duck&cover 
Calling Dr. Alphonse Mephisto, calling Dr. Alphonse Mephisto.
Also: the woman and her child are in more danger from her running around screaming in traffic than from the turkeys.
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Unmerciful Crushing Force
Yet never could they escape the foul fowls. Ever vigilant. Ever vengeful. As their vision became blinded in red-tainted feathers, all they could do as was listen to the furious gobbling, which would soon lead... to silence.
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themilkshark
-2 for the screaming lady being off camera... And yah it doesn't look like they're attacking, just being creepy turkeys.
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Herr Matthias
cherry hill represent
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Spastic Avenger
Is anybody else really worried about how these people cope with day to day life?
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Aelric
-1 star for no Ben Murphy
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RomancingTrain
Those turkeys look pretty chill, all things considered.
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Bort
Ever since Gordon Jump died, turkey punks aren't quite sure who to be mad at.
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Hugo Gorilla
Being frighten by a turkey. She's not a real Indian.
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Binro the Heretic
And the turkeys aren't even acting aggressive. They seem to be escaped domestic turkeys expecting to be fed.
The poor little guys are probably wondering why the humans are fleeing rather than scattering cracked corn on the ground.
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Charles
I love how prickishly indifferent the drivers are to the suffering of the woman and her child. HONK!
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The Townleybomb
I love this kind of terrifying suburban crisis.
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zatojones
Humans will have their revenge come November.
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memedumpster
Anyone who's ever actually been attacked by a large bird would never call this an attack. Birds have an infinite capacity for hate.
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Slagathor
I could totally take care of that problem.
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Smellvin
Obviously those turkeys don't know the difference between the slurpie Indians -- shouldn't have any problem with them -- and casino Indians -- who have been at war with turkey kind since the beginning of humanity.
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Goofy Gorilla
I'd punch a turkey in the face.
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Rudy
Bitch should have given up those wheels right up front. This ain't no game, turkeys for real!
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1394
Turkeys are such assholes.
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