Unmerciful Crushing Force Yet never could they escape the foul fowls. Ever vigilant. Ever vengeful. As their vision became blinded in red-tainted feathers, all they could do as was listen to the furious gobbling, which would soon lead... to silence.
themilkshark -2 for the screaming lady being off camera... And yah it doesn't look like they're attacking, just being creepy turkeys.
zatojones Humans will have their revenge come November.
memedumpster Anyone who's ever actually been attacked by a large bird would never call this an attack. Birds have an infinite capacity for hate.
Slagathor I could totally take care of that problem.
Smellvin Obviously those turkeys don't know the difference between the slurpie Indians -- shouldn't have any problem with them -- and casino Indians -- who have been at war with turkey kind since the beginning of humanity.