B. Weed The trailer announcer sounds oddly like Orson Welles. Couldn't be, could it?
[Also, in reviews I've read, only one of the "chandeliered" girls is his wife. Credits supposedly reading SYBIL DANNING is THE PROSTUTUTE.]
MrBuddy I saw this on TV one night, without any idea what it was. His wife couldn't get him to sleep with her so she got a prostitute to get some tips on how to be seductive. The wife and prostitute ended up having sex with each other while Bluebeard watched. When they were all done and snuggling he cut the rope to the chandelier which dropped on them and impaled both. Even though it was edited for TV the whole scene with the wife and the hooker was pretty hard to forget.
Tstyle I thought this might be a trailer for the much wanted (by me) Deadwood treatment of the 18th century pirates.
memedumpster As neologisms go, that was way ahead of its time.
Camonk I really think that when deriving a verb from "coffin" they also should've thrown in the "ate" morpheme. COFFINATED would've been such a great word to have.
TeenerTot SMACK
Bluebeard!
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A man with an eye for beauty.
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An ear for music
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Twitch Damn, I thought it was gonna be another Vonnegut movie-zation piece of shit.
They need to make Gilliam direct some of his work maybe.
