CARDASSIANS... are ALL programmed... to talk, like, DICKS.
CARDASSIANS... are ALL programmed...to like DICKS.
Shatner should be cast as King of the Cardassians.
One of the things I enjoyed about DS9 is that it showed that maybe 24th-century humanity wasn't quite as awesome as TNG would have suggested.
You could have guessed with Riker.
Fuck, DS9 was horrible.
The best thing about DS9 is how they could keep root beer in an uncovered pitcher without it going flat.
THE WONDERS OF FUTURE TECHNOLOGY!!1!11!!
How does this show that the Federation isn't great? These two guys are from weirdo races that, I think, hate the Federation. But they're basically saying THEY'RE OUR ONLY HOPE.
The best thing about DS9 for me was realizing in the first two weeks that it was a boring rip off of Babylon 5 and not bothering. It can't even suck in an entertaining way.
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They show it in other episodes, but the Federation has DARK SECRETS with Section 51, a TOP SECRET police force that basically fucks up anyone that posed even a marginal threat. Assassinations, spies, and all sorts of frivolity ensued.
There were also a lot of "BOY EARTH SUCKED A DICK" time travel episodes, one of which takes place in 2015, where San Francisco has taken all of the homeless or poor people and imprisoned them in a concentration ghetto.
We know everything about Earth... baseball, root beer, darts, atom bombs...
Sooooo... three minutes to get to a hamhanded simile in favor of the good guys even though both these guys hate the good guys? I can see why people like this show.
The only good character on that show was Morn.
And thus the later Star Trek series continue in their noble quest to reduce every alien species into a single, unified personality quirk shared by all its members
Ferengi are all profit, all the time
Cardasians are all gay all the time
Which is different from the older Trek shows how exactly?
Well you see...
...I got nothing.
Man but Star Trek was lazy when it came to alien creation
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Armin Shimmerman was the best actor on this show by leaps and bounds. Rene Auberjonois had his moments. Also, the guy who plays Garak, along with Louise Fletcher, and Jeffrey Combs were all brilliant. The leads were always kind of dull in comparison.
DS9 was entertaining until all that Dominion bullshit they tacked on assuming they could steal away some of the Babylon 5 audience.
If anything Garak would be bi- since he had the hots for Du'Kats daughter. Du'Kat of course was Garak's biggest enemy and--- OW I borrowed Irish's buzzer.. That thing hurts
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