so people just watched him hobble around a courtyard all day?

excuse me I am going to go pray that he grants me my own jet plane

Nityananda Ganeshis poeTVs patron saint. All hail be to Nityananda Ganeshpuri.

I want a truck.

the only mall walker in town

1:26 onwards has a horror movie feel to it.

I am giving five stars to my own post because I want Nityanada to get me a Suburu WRX.

From wiki:

He started building an ashram near Kanhangad, Kerala state. The local police thought he must be producing counterfeit money to pay for the building, so Nityananda took them to a crocodile-infested pool in the jungle. He dived in and then produced handfuls of money, which was apparently enough to satisfy the police.

Not shady, at all.

How hard must it have been for a guy like that to remain celibate.

http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=MzK8sHn8hlU

Had to be done.

Oh hey, a Pak Protector.

Nityananda does not mean, "one who struts that ass" but it ought to.