He started building an ashram near Kanhangad, Kerala state. The local police thought he must be producing counterfeit money to pay for the building, so Nityananda took them to a crocodile-infested pool in the jungle. He dived in and then produced handfuls of money, which was apparently enough to satisfy the police.
Not shady, at all.
memedumpster He showed the police that crocodiles are his friends and that they should shut the hell up about his money.
boner How hard must it have been for a guy like that to remain celibate.