|Jack Dalton |
Smart girl... she can sell that mac for twice as much as that pc... her parents can buy her a little more time before she does even worse things to support her meth addiction.
Is this real?
IF YOU ARE RETARDED, YOU MGIHT PREFER A MAC!
This is nothing. Did you ever catch the "Middle Seat" one?
I just checked that one out and... yes. It's cringe inducing, slowly paced and awkward.
Wow, I just checked that one out and thought he was the PC guy for a second. "Ugh, look at all the peripherals I have to lug around wi-- I mean, that I can use for creative Apple-type things. Aren't they great?"
Finally, some damaged goods for ol' Camonk!
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
This is very for real. More Ellen Feiss is available here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O38-XqqWryo
From the youtube comments of one of her other videos
horsesflu (6 hours ago)
MAC AND PC SUCK
i use a typewriter inked by my own good feeling i can go anywhere while you faggots just sit on your gay machines getting MUCH GAYER MAC AND PC SUCK DAD BALLS FAGGS
Oh yeah, these are real. I remember the "I was working on my term paper and I was too fucking stupid to SAVE IT so I guess Mac is better!" one.
VIM has backups too and you never have to use a mouse. :D
Cheap, pudgy office workers with a persecution complex, yeah.
|Man Who Fights Like Woman |
Welp, the tags beat us all to the obvious comment.
She was 14 in this? Well, I.... Hrmmm.
She claimed she was on benadryl at the time.
I'm not rating this because this is frickin old news.
So, just to be clear here: John Holmes Motherfucker is a pedophile.
THA SUGAH RAIN
FUCK YOU ASS HOLE. I WILL MURDER YOUR PETS AND DRAW DICKS ON YOUR MAILBOX.
this thing was on like a month ago, I think there's even references to it in some of the health care reform bills.
THA SUGAH RAIN
youre talking aboslute nonsense. this thing is years old.
|Sick Man |
I'm Ellen Feiss, and I'm a student?
This is an unfortunate (yet successful) ad campaign for a legitimately good product.
Pre-emptive response to any mouthbreathers who unwittingly stumbled upon this site waiting to troll an admitted user of Macs:
They're great if you do graphic design, edit movies/music, and don't play many games on a computer that aren't flash-based or WoW. It fits my niche perfectly, I use PCs often and without any difficulty, and I have a 360 and a Wii to cover my gaming. My computer is essentially a hub through which I use the internet and pirate/enjoy music and movies.
My computer came with a two-button mouse that I immediately replaced with a $60 rechargable and cordless 8-button mouse.
Both Macs and PCs are fine. If you're going to get into or start an argument about which platform is "better," you're probably an asshole.
I have a Mac, I hate it. After using it for years I feel I've earned the right to compare it to my ten year old PC, which kicks the crap out of it. Every program that I have on it runs like an internet JAVA applet, its sound card lags making multitrack recording impossible, and Windows Movie Maker curbstomps iMovie to death and back. I refuse to be silent about how bad I got burned by buying a Mac, that would make me a shitty consumer. The mouse critique is silly, though, you can plug any off brand PC USB mouse or keyboard into the thing and it works fine, which, if you've ever priced a Mac keyboard or mouse, is the most economic thing to do.
They rock for the Internet, so long as you don't mind a wide selection of terrible browsers.
I'm probably an asshole.
I have none of these problems, although, I haven't used iMovie since I got a copy of Final Cut Pro.
What have you done to your Mac? This sounds like there's a fundamental conflict between the hardware and the installed OS.
(Or you could be hilariously short on memory.)
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I'm running 4 OSes, and out of all of them Ubuntu on an Intel Atom feels the snappiest, reminding me of what it was like to use an Amiga back in the day.
The only thing that really bothers me about OS X is the patently false implication it's somehow better than Windows even if you're not a stoned 14 year old.
Re: 8 button mouse:
I map them to different things in different games. When I was playing WoW, 6 of them were mapped to abilities/macros, different actions in FPSs, etc.
Also, the 8 buttons aren't exactly cumbersome.
(The scroll wheel is a button too.)
Basically, I map them to twitch abilities or things I can't use while moving with WASD at the same time.
I believe what Comeuppance is trying to say is that he was too much of a pussy to get the MX Revolution.
The MX has two scroll wheels, a drink holder, as well as a smaller mouse that is used to control it. The charger is a stone sarcophagus.
I was 16, man. I didn't know.
I DIDN'T KNOW.
These commercials were directed by the same guy who got Robert McNamara to admit being a war criminal
|Jet Bin Fever |
huh huh... it was a realllllly good paper...
I like totally showed that whore fucking teacher what I thought of her and that Hamlet douchebag.
Seriously she's pretty weird looking.
RAWR I HATE APPLE SO MUCH I HOPE THIS GIRL DIES AAAAAAARRHGHKLSAFJ
|Sean Robinson |
The comments on this video are like I Love the 90s as hosted by a series of weird sexless shut ins who never actually experienced the decade in question outside of trolling pop culture products for masturbation fodder or debating which bits of office technology are better for carrying out their dull and soulless jobs.
|Goethe and ernie |
I used to go out with an American girl, I've seen the standard of intellect that a "university" education requires in the US. She could've rewritten that paper in minutes.
SIR! THAT OFFENDS ME!
i am sure her paper was on par with the loss of the rest of lewis caroll's jabberwocky.
John Holmes Motherfucker
So is that really a thing? Has anybody had a PC go beeb beeb beeb beeb and eat your paper? (Poe-News readers: feel free to substitute porno.)
She is quite lovely, in an odd way, and she plays the stoner role with perfect timing.
John Cleese disagrees, Goethe, AND I BELIEVE HIM MORE THAN YOU
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