I didn't know the movie actually ever came out. I first heard about this from Nintendo Power.
"Ecks vs. Sever is one of the earliest first-person shooters for the Game Boy Advance and was developed by Crawfish Interactive. Based on an early script of the film Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, it is the first video game developed and released before the film it is based on had begun production."
The game was highly praised.
Well now we know lucy lu will do anything for money, and that gives me hope.
That's relevant to my interests.
Ahem, oh yeah, this sequence was so dumb it almost makes Ultraviolet look good.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This movie is an abortion of explosions and exposition. Lucy Liu is basically a female McBain and although I don't think it's the worst movie ever made (that award goes to Swept Away) I do think it's the very most unintentionally hilarious action movie made in the last twenty years.
Even the title of this movie is fucking stupid.
Now that i think about it, has Antonio Banderas ever done a good movie in his life? I saw some of his spanish flicks and they were really nothing to remember.
The Addams Family.
... Wait, that was Raul Julia.
Shit, am I racist now?
"Do you know how to use that [sword]?"
"Yes! The pointy end goes into the other man."
C'mon, that movie was pretty good.
That's one of my favorite lines from any movie ever Comeuppance! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this was an action sequence that should have been exciting but wasn't.
|Sick Man |
It's just one big, dumb series of explosions after another. If you haven't seen it, see it.
Please don't pay to see it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The sensible driving speeds and respectable space cushions kept the chase scenes from getting too exciting, thus keeping the audience's attention focused on the music.
The music sucked.
I was going to comment on that too, this is probably the "safest/slowest" most boring "chase" scene i have ever seen.
"Nails it right in the head." Urgh.
Yeah, I should have typed "hits the nail on the head". That was pretty bad. Thanks for pointing it out.
It's like the action consultant was your grandmother. "Now, dear, I want to make sure that the man who crashes his motorcycle is okay. Oh and when the car goes in front of Anthony Bendas,"
"Antonio Banderas, Nana."
"Yes, him. The car shouldn't be moving. That's dangerous."
I can't think of any other way to make "guy rides exploding bus through traffic" boring.
|Time Travel Mishap |
That was a hell of a gun to have hanging in a prison bus.
Based on how far that bus slid down the road, it must have been traveling at about 450mph. Thank god the director slowed the action down enough for us to see it.
I saw this movie in the theaters. I got up to go to the bathroom and on my way back someone asked me what movie was playing and I couldn't remember.
Holy shit. This was the second thing the director had ever done, the first being some obscure unknown.
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