Camonk
"And you have a gun!"

Perhaps the stupidest thing ever said to a cop. I'm not even sure what the point of that was, but the guy said it like forty times to make sure he got heard. Is this even all that interesting?

Tuan Jim
I'm actually becoming more biased against police officers as time goes on, as opposed to just about every other group of people.

There's probably something wrong with that.

memedumpster
It makes me feel like a powerless piece of shit, actually. Like I'm sitting in a burned out husk of my life with nothing better to do than throw feces at those with ability and authority. It's like a big red button that can just be pushed whenever to make me dance like an idiot. Their very existence makes me emotionally predictable.

Mister Yuck
What did this cop do to piss you off so bad?

memedumpster
He became a cop.

Or, to explain it in a run-on sentence...

If anyone else spoke to people on the street the way cops do, they'd be hospitalized by evening, but because police officers have guns, and other cops, along with an infrastructure of authority, they lack such incentives to actually be human beings, or, in my mind, forfeit their humanity.

HP Lovesauce
But cops aren't people. If they were they'd be totally ineffective. They're a human device.

For minor infractions most cops would rather let you off with a warning than go through the hassle of writing you up - unless provoked of course, so the kid asked for it. Sure the law may suck but mouthing off to a cop is like yelling at a postman for bring you bills. Organize and take it up with city hall.

Enjoy
Except for not knowing the law? Also, tiny dick?