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Desc:Can't believe he's real? He's real.
Category:Horror
Tags:autism, nerdgasm, hopeless, japanophile
Submitted:Hay Belly
Date:10/03/09
Views:4075
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Comment count is 63
Walt Henderson
I see Buster Bluth is currently in one of his more manic phases.
fourthguy
I feel bad for that kid.
Riskbreaker
More so when he becomes a cold corpse cut in half.

fourthguy
Swords. They'll fucking cut you wide open.

Killer Joe
He will never again use scissors to open things like a bitch.

robe
fucking maritimes
THA SUGAH RAIN
This Canadian Dwight Schrute character can be seen in a related video of him slapping a twig with future ambitions of cutting a piece of cardboard...
bakune young
so begins my bushido..
The Townleybomb
My god, there's a whole FAMILY of Toby Radloffs out there!
charmlessman
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking.

EXACTLY!!!!

wtf japan
More like "At Home with the Lorre's."

splatterbabble
I just watched "M" the other day and I couldn't agree more.

phalsebob
Swords are not for decoration. They will cut a fuckin baby in half.

Oh God Lord Jesus let this a continuation of the internet's greatest sword based saga, eh.
svraz
"Videos in the future testing it out"
Hay Belly I hope you will be monitoring and posting.
Hay Belly
If you think I'm going to watching any more of this you're nuts. I couldn't even listen to everything he said my mind wouldn't accept it.

B_Ko
I'll pick up the slack for ya, little buddy.

SixDigitDebt
Because all authentic swords come with hologram stickers as proof.
socialist_hentai
Hatori Hanzo's seal of quality.

bluiker
Very nice eh
duck&cover
Try it out on Tyler first thing.
Comeuppance
The whole family.
Oh my god.
I both want to see the mother and don't want to. I'm afraid I'll have an aneurism if I do.
Cena_mark
Typical Canadians.

fluffy
It's TAPE!!!

It's TAPE.
minimalist
Face all full of naked contempt.

That STUPID old BITCH. It's TAPE.

Doomstein
The second he said that I wanted to backhand him across the mouth. But he's a child. And that would be wrong.

Camonk
No it wouldn't.

Camonk
PS: minimalist's comment here is one of my top 5 comments on this dump

Sick Man
Makes Toby Radloff look like Charles Bronson.
Charles
God I don't know where to begin. For some reason people like this just piss me off, I don't know if it's the Ogre Palowakski in me or what, but god damn.

I had a friend in high school that went to Greece with me on a school trip. At one point we walked into a sword store and he saw a huge fucking katana on the wall. He considered it for like 5 minutes before he decided to buy it, even as I told him that a) there's no chance it's getting through airport security, b) mailing it home is gonna cost a mint, and c) he's a fucking idiot for even caring enough. He bought it anyway and put it through fucking airport security in Athens. Customs held us up for like 2 hours, and I think he ended up mailing it. This is the kind of kid who's obsessed with Final Fantasy and is really over-eager about his new toys.

Anyway.
glasseye
Ugh. The "katanas can cut through anything" myth is so incredibly retarded.
oddeye
Anything apart from another katana.

Doctor Arcane
This is hilarious.

It's about a 0 high-carbon steel katana, actually not the worst thing in the world, a lot of martial arts friends use them because they're cheap as fuck and you can beat the crap out of them and not feel too bad.

He will have to oil that shit tho, I don't know if he knows that.
Tomas
I love this video so so so so much.

I want to meet this guy so so so bad. I want to meet him and his mom and his little brother and take a tour of their lives and study them and analyse them and dissect them.

PEOPLE LIKE THIS EXIST! I BELIEVE!
THA SUGAH RAIN
You realize that a statement like that is exactly something an autistic person would think.

wtf japan
Do you understand the purpose of this website, TSR?

RockBolt
Home defense for tragic virgins
Mike Tyson?!
http://www.sword-buyers-guide.com/Practical-XL-Katana-review.html< br />
The review that made him buy the thing.
Camonk
According to the review, it has the most important feature of any gay sword you're going to hang on your wall, show off to your friends, or put in a rickety homemade sword cabinet: "With a new, much wider and lighter blade designed to easily cut Tatami mats"

Hooper_X
You know how rednecks will shoot cans or watermelons or whatever and jerk off like they just blew someone's head open?

Yeah, it's like that.

Comatose2
I was pretty psyched about the unveiling as well.
Hooper_X
The internet.

The CANADIAN internet.

"I won't be cutting up any plastic bottles, because we don't drink paaaap in this hooouse."
Testicles of Doom
Why do you they all speak like Mira Sorvino in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion?
Xenocide
We don't drink pop in this house.
Jellyneck
he needs to get a little tiny sword to open boxes instead of using those scissors
Gojira1000
..... IQ tests before breeding? Oh hells yes.

5 for evil that made my head hurt -

"You can go to China!"

MotherFUCK
Rodents of Unusual Size
This is beyond parody.

"IT LOOKS SHARP."

...unlike its owner.


kwash
1:33

Don't whistle, you'll frighten it.
memedumpster
Once upon a time it was a redneck hobby around here to buy shinai and without training or armor beat the shit out of each other with them. One day we had to buy some new ones, so went to a martial arts shop run by this local tae-kwon-do instructor, because he sold them cheaper. In front of us was a guy who was all geeked out on Highlander the Series (name dropped it frequently) interrogating this instructor on whether or not he could teach him to use a katana. By the time the poor guy managed to get the geek out of his shop his mood was grim and we were next in line and one of us was wearing a dog collar.

By the time we left with our "kendo sticks" he was probably suicidal. It was awesome.
Enjoy
Am I the only one who never bought a Katana?
Tomas
How come Chris-cham hasn't got a Katana yet? Is this an opportunity for me to win his love here?
spikestoyiu
This is certainly no worse than an iPod "unboxing" video.
zatojones
there isn't quite as much anticipation of "totally sweet badditude" with an iPod

PurpleXVI
Masterwork bastard sword.
Lies, lies, LIES!
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS! WOW!
Midnight Man
The family dynamic here is fascinating. Everyone seems to hate everyone else.
davak
Here is a tribute to the unveiling!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN6NVzEwvmE
kwash
Aaaaaand brilliant.

Rape Van Winkle
0:46 gollum
Rafiki
3 years later and check out his Youtube profile: brony.

:D
Kabbage
yessssss

deadpan
Apropos of nothing this morning I thought of the "IT's TAPE!" line from this video and lo and behold it was posted exactly five years ago. Spooky.
M-DEEM
Five years late to the party, but this is really something special. I think I actually flinched a little at the "It's TAPE" part.

Hugo Gorilla
I never rated this video.
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