Camonk He talks how a pretentious but stupid college freshman writes.
pastorofmuppets The forklift thing was a good insult and Dwayne should have admitted as much.
StanleyPain You know, I'm not sure it's really a big burn on other people, trolls or no, who call you a virgin when you're big defense is: NO WAY I LOST MY VIRGINITY WHEN I WAS 31!!!
pastorofmuppets or: joke's on you dude, I don't *have* a house!
chairsforcheap i lost my shit when he angrily read the paragraph about the forklift.