Charles
I heard a click.
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The Townleybomb 
This is old as hell but great, great great.
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pastorofmuppets
Alex is awesome right out of the gate.
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mashedtater "do you want them to call you all the time?"
"sure whatever"
"..........."
i love that part
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CaptainJesusHood
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND NUMBER NORMA K
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Teased Vagina http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com %2Fwatch%3Fv%3D5uGsUXSbI4E&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fw atch%3Fv%3DWfT5_CPkHfI
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Caminante Nocturno
She is making the bird calls in the hopes that any birds near Alex will be compelled to attack him, or at least audit his taxes.
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Riskbreaker
Telemarketing doesn't seem to work with crazy banshee women.
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Dinanukht
I never thought I'd say this, but that telemarketer is my new hero.
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Nikon
There are consequences-
__FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES__
to calling her on the phone.
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faxed28
YOU ARE A HATER
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HURF BLURF DUH
"If we find out your last name there will be charges brought!" "mm-hm" "YOU ARE A LYING CRUEL CRIMINAL!" "okay"
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KnowFuture
Ugh...need to go get ready for work...where I will deal with variations on this woman X 8 hours.
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StanleyPain GOOD BECAUSE YOUDESERVEITYOUSONOFABITCHYOUHATERAND DESTROYEROFPEOPLESLIVESRAPISTTERRORIST
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Son of Slam
Ohh, that brings back some memories.
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StanleyPain
I used to get people like this all the time when I did tech support. They were convinced we all had nefarious means of getting inside their computers and watching them and manipulating their lives.
Takes me back. Plus, callers like this were an easy way to stay on a call for your time limit without doing any real work.
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pastorofmuppets
You're a murderer / you're a hater / you're a life destroyer.
That could easily be put to use over a good beat.
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phalsebob
Well just imagine you are being raped, and you reach for your kitchen phone to call the police, but at that exact second a telemarketer calls and asks if you need duct cleaning? That would be pretty awful I imagine.
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Camonk
Tee hee. Crazy person vs. telemarketer! It's like watching a neo-nazi fight a Jehova's Witness.
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JimL2
She spent nine minutes complaining to a wall about how she never had any free time
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JimL2 oh--and she never even asked to be put on their internal "do not call" list.
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KillerGazebo Oh god I hope he didn't. Frankly I hope that he put her on all the lists he could. And I hope that's what every other telemarketer does. It's the only explanation for why she's getting that many calls, and is a wonderful origin story but I suppose it does bring up a chicken-and-egg scenario.
Unless she's just a total bitch.
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Lauritz Melchior
She sounded like Gollum at the end.
"Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!"
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millerman13
He does seem to be worse than a Muslin.
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Doomstein
This is every day at my work.
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twinkieafternoon
Telemarketing is worse than being gang raped.
Having never been gang raped, I have to agree with her on that one.
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zerobackup
Get a cell phone, shut off your land line. No telemarketing calls for the last 5 years. :) Oh sorry, old people don't understand that.
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Gwago
Grab a shovel, fellas, there's more than enough crazy to go around.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
She sounds just like this crazy fat lady that once accosted me at a bus stop with a dildo.
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Xiphias
DUPE
Also, that picture is so incorrect. This woman is like, 40, tops.
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The Great Mel Bay
Five stars for crazy cat lady from the simpsons being real.
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Rape Van Winkle
This was frightening to me.
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