I heard a click.
|The Townleybomb |
This is old as hell but great, great great.
Alex is awesome right out of the gate.
"do you want them to call you all the time?"
i love that part
WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND NUMBER NORMA K
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|Caminante Nocturno |
She is making the bird calls in the hopes that any birds near Alex will be compelled to attack him, or at least audit his taxes.
Telemarketing doesn't seem to work with crazy banshee women.
I never thought I'd say this, but that telemarketer is my new hero.
There are consequences-
__FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES__
to calling her on the phone.
YOU ARE A HATER
|HURF BLURF DUH |
"If we find out your last name there will be charges brought!" "mm-hm" "YOU ARE A LYING CRUEL CRIMINAL!" "okay"
Ugh...need to go get ready for work...where I will deal with variations on this woman X 8 hours.
GOOD BECAUSE YOUDESERVEITYOUSONOFABITCHYOUHATERAND DESTROYEROFPEOPLESLIVESRAPISTTERRORIST
|Son of Slam |
Ohh, that brings back some memories.
I used to get people like this all the time when I did tech support. They were convinced we all had nefarious means of getting inside their computers and watching them and manipulating their lives.
Takes me back. Plus, callers like this were an easy way to stay on a call for your time limit without doing any real work.
You're a murderer / you're a hater / you're a life destroyer.
That could easily be put to use over a good beat.
Well just imagine you are being raped, and you reach for your kitchen phone to call the police, but at that exact second a telemarketer calls and asks if you need duct cleaning? That would be pretty awful I imagine.
Tee hee. Crazy person vs. telemarketer! It's like watching a neo-nazi fight a Jehova's Witness.
She spent nine minutes complaining to a wall about how she never had any free time
oh--and she never even asked to be put on their internal "do not call" list.
Oh god I hope he didn't. Frankly I hope that he put her on all the lists he could. And I hope that's what every other telemarketer does. It's the only explanation for why she's getting that many calls, and is a wonderful origin story but I suppose it does bring up a chicken-and-egg scenario.
Unless she's just a total bitch.
|Lauritz Melchior |
She sounded like Gollum at the end.
"Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!"
He does seem to be worse than a Muslin.
This is every day at my work.
Telemarketing is worse than being gang raped.
Having never been gang raped, I have to agree with her on that one.
Get a cell phone, shut off your land line. No telemarketing calls for the last 5 years. :) Oh sorry, old people don't understand that.
Grab a shovel, fellas, there's more than enough crazy to go around.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
She sounds just like this crazy fat lady that once accosted me at a bus stop with a dildo.
Also, that picture is so incorrect. This woman is like, 40, tops.
|The Great Mel Bay |
Five stars for crazy cat lady from the simpsons being real.
|Rape Van Winkle |
This was frightening to me.
"I'm an EMT! People died because my answering machine was full!"
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