Frank Rizzo If I ever had to be a gay on a tuesday, my choice would be Mike Rowe.
Im sure he would hold me afterwards and whisper sweet nothings in my ear like no one else could.
that would be an awesome tuesday.
phalsebob He himself believes he is a funny celebrity. There is a certain sector of Canadian comedian whose success is completely bewildering. This guy isn't as awful as Mike Bullard, but he's close.
Syd Midnight His best fan crush was the letter from the lesbian who said she'd rather die than have sex with a man but she'd do it with him. He was genuinely honored.
Dude gets the best creepy fan mail ever. He's just a Gregory Peck level of mansexy.