phalsebob If creationists don't see it pretty much like this, it's a total mystery as to what they believe. Naturally, it's a lot more serious and dignified in their imaginations.
BiggerJ There's also the 'God is testing us' argument.
IrishWhiskey Which is basically the same argument as this video, except you replace "the Devil" with "God".
When God and the Devil's actions and motivations are interchangeable, that's usually a bad sign.
pastorofmuppets Mainly, God had to have created the universe as in Genesis, because if it wasn't right no one would have taught it to them. The rest of is improvised.
talkorigins.org is a treasure trove, if you are entertained by insanity, things like "parasites are organisms that were cursed after the Fall" and "the water for Noah's flood came from an ice comet."