5 for the haircut comment, -2 for most everything else.
oh well. Im sure someone retard will "videogames!!" 1 star it to make up the difference.
Someone told me about this and I assumed they were joking.
SHE SO XTREEM AND UP IN YOUR FACE. SHE EATS MIRACLE WHIP, SHE WILL NOT TONE IT DOWN.
sweet. it looks like the game i just played a few weeks ago...
I kept waiting for someone to yell SURRRRGGGGGEEEEEE
Maybe the camera will go sepia-tone and tilt whenever she says something.
This game would look great if the main character didn't talk, revealing what a douche she is.
That's a sidekick, bro.
The main character was the person who said she was just what he was looking for.
The female version of the main character has one of the best voice actors on the planet and it gives me a constant boner to play as her and rough up some aliens as a total bitch.
Answering the impossible question "How do you get a more embarrassing love interest than an underage blue alien?"
Welcome to Team-C, Subject Zero. I hope you like the ship, because I will never take you along on a mission unless I'm forced to.
The ragdoll force powers do look funny.
i'll take you to the bank, THE ROBOT BANK
Shit, I'll just shoot her in the head and take Wrex.
Torn on rating, 5 for shitty, but minus something for pissing all over Mass Effect.
The sign pointing towards the forgettable 90's comic books were clear enough for everyone else, Subject Zero.
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME???
+1 for cult/haircut comment.
So, I came in here prepared to one star this because Mass Effect is awful. Then, when it started, I redoubled my inclination to one star it because it was even worse than I could imagine. Then it started in with the sexy talk, and I realized that this is exactly what poeTV is all about. So five stars.
Ashley Williams would bounce this bitch out the fucking door.
she's so in my face!
|Wheelie McJesus |
Note: Subject Zero died on the way back to her home planet
| Register or login To Post a Comment|