|The Lord of Dirt |
Cartoon infinity doesn't get much more horrible than that.
Had this been real, Marmaduke would have also reacted in terror to :
|Rum Revenge |
I can't decide if this is more or less horrible than the actual comic strip...
EVERYTHING YOU CREATE IS CANCER AND MADNESS
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE
Cat-head Marmaduke is unsettling and creepy.
If his owner dislikes him that much, then why the hell doesn't he just take Marmaduke to the animal shelter?
Also, good GAWD, this is bad.
If this was based on the cartoon, his movements would be the most bizarre amoeba like glide of intersecting outlines. The cartoon would be nothing more than swimming blobs, and their voices would be high pitched and breaking, and the language they spoke would not be one of this earth.
A cartoon that was actually based on the comic would put all of the various surreal Garfield edits to shame, and it would cause thousands of men to kill themselves, for after watching it, their entire world view would shift into some unseen realm.
"How can this happen?" They would say.
And then they would pull the triggers, and rest would greet them.
It would be deserved.
Ray was right -- Marmaduke shouldn't be proud of his career. What a find. Awful.
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