1. How can anyone be that oblivious to their own body?
2. How can you find enough of them to make this a series?
3. Who can possibly be entertained by this same story over and over again?
CaptainJesusHood - 2009-10-09 The answer to your first question seems to always be "They are very very fat." Still, yeah, wtf. My question would be, hey, since you had no clue you were knocked up, be honest: How much did you drink? How fucked up is this kid you shit into the toilet at Alcupulco's gonna be?
pathetique - 2009-10-09 i can watch this shit forever. there's another episode where a different woman has a toilet baby when she sits down on the toilet to poop.
bopeton - 2009-10-09 Please don't tell me this is how babby is formed :(
dbtng - 2011-03-14 I hope these stars are some consolation for the apprehension you appear to be experiencing.
Charles - 2009-10-09 the baby FLEW INTO THE TOILET. Plop. That alone is worth 5 stars.
Dinkin Flicka - 2009-10-09 The real question on my mind is if that child will be told that it was birthed straight into a KFC toilet by its ignorant mother.
The hows and whys that are going to plague this thing's life--- unbelievable
Syd Midnight - 2009-10-10 If not for the 911 operator, I wonder how long it would have taken someone to decide to take the newborn baby out of the toilet.
Hooker - 2009-10-09 I do not want to be on this planet with you people any longer. Someone get me out of here.
Smellvin - 2009-10-09 "Unlike her previous three pregnancies..." I'm continually amazed at Idiocracy's prescience.
Meatsack Jones - 2009-10-09 My wife had a call with a 300 lb, 5 foot nothing lady who had "abdominal" pains. She asked the whole litany of "Are you pregnant?" questions with a no to each one. Two minutes after dropping her at the ER, she delivered.
The punch line? The lady accused the doc of putting the baby between her legs and flatly denied it was hers.