These are for you.

Well done, sir.

good, good. just don't disparage the subway denizens in DC and you'll go far here.

They do a fine job at dispareging themselves as it is.

And how was it a shitty book?

Ten minute peeing scenes, duhh

You know, when you read, "And then she peed for ten minutes," you just don't take the time to imagine just what that might be like.

According to youtube comments, the official view count for a video represents only people who watched until the end.

This video has close to 55,000 views.

Draw your own conclusions.

Im watching till the end cuz i wanna make sure that this gets more view than the actual movie.

It kinds of is?

Fuck the haters, I thought the book was great, and the movie a flawed but decent enough adaptation.

HAY GUYZ I KILLED MY BABIES WITH A SAW

OH NOEZ WHIET PEOPLE DID IT

Not to downplay the whole slavery thing, but Toni Morrison's entire literary catalog is about how every single bad thing her black protagonists do is because of white people. It doesn't matter if she writes a book set in contemporary times with a rich black person who happens to get a hangnail: it's because of racism.

Toni Morrison only writes overly purple 'victim' novels with no character development at all.

I was gonna go on about how shitty Beloved and Toni Morrison are, but MongoMcMichael took of it for me.

PS: After ten minutes there should be far more pee on the ground there.

75 titles for "defecation"

And this subculture is called 'Germany'.

Then jerk it 3 times. For shit sake i shouldn't have to spell these things out.

What is he supposed to do for the final minute? Just sit there and watch? I mean, that's sick...

Two words: refractory period.

This. Except I've got a beer here and I had to go immediately after seeing this.

Well, duh! She has an entire field to fertilize and water and only ten minutes to do so.

I doubt anything could grow there after that.