Im sure this movie will be good and everything, but..
MOTHERFUCKING RUNNING ZOMBIES -2
You're the reason movies like 28 days later are made - you short attention-spanned ADHD-infused monkey.
The point of zombies is that there are almost six billion of them (depending on the time of infection) and they dont NEED to run. It's like a giant amorphous blob slowly covering the earth.
It builds suspense, fills people with dread, etc. Also, running takes too much motor skills for a zombie. Shit like this completely destroys the genre. As much as Dead Rising sucked, they did one thing correctly: The zombies were slow, but when they got agitated enough (the thought of an impending meal, due to your proximity), they shambled faster than usual. Not a run. Sort of a zombie power-walk.
Anyways I hate you and everyone like you who dumbs down the zombie genre.
yeah dumbing it down is BAD, because its a very clever, sophisticated and witty genre to begin with!
next week is zombie week on Masterpiece Theatre
LOL the guy running with his drink btw. Oh yeah. Running zombies.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Sir, I know zombies. Zombies and I go out drinking on the weekends. And you, sir, are no zombie.
hmmm I may have to see this
This movie is possibly better than
Shaun of the Dead.
NO NO NO NO NO.
IT IS NOT.
A POX ON YOUR HOUSE.
Wow. Chill the fuck out. And is that really all it takes to be labeled a troll now? A tentative opinion?
This movie is not at all unbad. It's a really fun flick.
I'm not rating the movie, I'm rating the opening title sequence, which is cool. Smashing glass with a crowbar in slow-mo looks neat-o!
Oh hey! It's also the preview image.
This movie was incredible. My main concern going into it was that it would not live up to Shaun of the Dead, but somehow it managed to be its own incredibly awesome thing.
Best cameo sequence ever, too. Nobody spoil it!
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This was filmed in my home state. It is possible that not all of the zombies were actors.
I'm pretty sure I recognize some of these places - I'd swear :16 is downtown Decatur.
Zombies are boring.
the best part was when the blurry blob moved real close to the blurry blob
It's no "The Man Comes Around," but it's pretty awesome.
Shaun of the Dead was great for the first half, then it fell apart. Zombieland was awful for the first half, but then it picked up steam with possibly the best Third Act Surprise in horror film history.
I went into this movie expecting a suckfest, like Land of the Dead was, but in actuality I had a great time.
Opening credits were great. Rest of the movie was a gruesomely unfunny shitstorm of expired pop culture references. Babe and Titanic? Really?
I liked how they had to bring out huge subtitles to explain the rules of zombie survival (always waste 2 bullets?), then bring out the subtitles every other time a gag references them so the audience does not forget where the joke came from. It made my brain not hurt so I could gulp more soda.
The whole movie should have just been "Hangin' at Bill Murray's crib"
i saw this movie drunk as hell and i suspect that had a lot to do with how much i enjoyed it
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