|James Woods |
I believe it is an upside down sea mouse.
Its a Pet of the Elder Gods of course!
Its "Cuddles the Turd" by Cinco
Rodents of Unusual Size
He's Cuuuuuudles, the Lowly Turd
He's kinda wriggly and that's the word!
Cuuuuuuudles, mutant horror.
Cuuuuuuudles, we love him mooooore.
|Time Travel Mishap |
I'm not entirely sure what it is but i bet if you grind it up it could fix erectile dysfunction.
Whatever it is, it surely deserves the name "fluffy" more than I do.
It's a Sink Cactus.
The question on everybody's mind was, of course, "Do prawns have claws?"
|Caminante Nocturno |
It looks like something you'd fight in a video game.
A dating sim, to be specific.
christ, life, cut that out.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
sea cucumber or caterpillar
Shuggoth turd, obviously.
|Syd Midnight |
The cuter and fuzzier a caterpillar is, the more aggressively venomous its spines are. Wooly bears are the only fuzzy caterpillar that should not be stomped on and their corpse detoxified with bleach.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Turns out this is one of those spider pills that climb up your ass looks like.
It's whatever's living in your intestines RIGHT NOW
OH GOD GET IT OUT GET IT OUT
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