Anything as saccharine as the "Precious Moments" figurines is inherently evil. Even if it's just the eyes.

Blugh. Evil Enough.

My second mind isn't very clever. It always wants to stick its head into holes and spit.

Also, this is horrible.

This is like a Family Guy skit that goes on waaaaaay too long.

Most of my stars are for 1:42, but I was always taught that 70's soft rock attracts the Devil.

watching the 70s cling to their dead notions of what things like "liberation" and "happiness" means is depressing

Oh ... god no ... I vaguely remember this from the 70s. Damn you all to hell for reminding me.

5 for putting the E back in PoE TV

Pedal steel -> 5.
And John Sebastian! Now all it makes sense.
Except...how can music save you if you "sold your soul for rock and roll"?

I was never cheering for this mouse to not go to Hell. The end was pretty disappointing in that regard.