Man, I'm liking this new Wes Anderson thing more and more with every clip that comes out.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Whole scene is better, but whatever.
this movie was horrible. i hated every second of it, it made me nauseous. Fuck von Trier! A horrible, incomprehensible, gorey, presumptuous and pompous clusterfuck of a film.
That said, this scene was the high point of the movie because the entire audience burst into hysterical laughter.
Both him and Michael Haneke are cinematic trolls. Doing stupid "controversial" films to get their shoes licked by pompous film critics trying to look as "edgy" as them.
i was told by a bunch of hipsters crap like: it's all about how much women suffered during the middle ages(?!?) or that it's a dramatization of his nightmares, or that i wouldn't understand it cos i haven't seen the rest of his movies. It irritates me to no end the kind of douchebaggery it generated in the these fucking turtle-neck wearing arsty fucks that clog every film festival in bucharest.
Also, don't forget he added the "Von" to his name. He's like a hipster youtube douche with a budget, but probably with way less friends.
Serious Fox said a Serious Thing.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I refuse to watch this unless Everything is Terrible breaks down the best parts first.
This was one of the more insulting movies I've seen in recent years, and I generally dig pretentious euro-crap. There was just no point to any of it. I'll admit that there were some visually great scenes, but those are all used up in the first act and repeated ad infintum through the rest of the film. And poor Defoe, I feel the sorriest for him.
Biggest fuck you was the dedication, though. TARKOVSKI WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, TRIER. FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU CAN MAKE SOMETHING LIKE MEDEA OR DANCER IN THE DARK AGAIN.
Ok, the anger is out. +1 star for every time I yelled at this movie.
He should make something like Madea Goes to Jail. I heard that made a lot of money.
Well, after hanging her own children, where else is she gonna go? Lars Von Trier presents Rob Schneider as that wacky child killer Medea in OLYMPUS JAIL!
What's that thing you do? The whistling with the clicking sound?
Well the dog has a point, chaos reigns.
What? It does.
He made Dancer in the Dark. That doesn't excuse this, but it does get him a sympathy auto-five due to the possibility that he is very likely trolling his ass off.
|Poor Excuse |
5 to the best scene of a film that's scarred me for life. Clits are a man's best friend, and you don't do that to my friends.
aaaaand roll credits!
|Nyms Lives! |
Eh, big deal. My dog says "Chaos Reigns", "Kill all the little ones" and "Cheese eats you!" all the time and I didn't even train him.
Now if he were to bark Jingle Bells, I'd be impressed.
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