James Woods      Not that anyone needed video evidence of this sort of hipster behavior. So, am I to assume she watched this before uploading it and STILL went ahead with it?
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BillFisto      Those glasses make her look vaguely like pictures I've seen of my Grandmother when she was in her 40's or so.
This is like one of those stories about a spiteful genie or a monkey's paw where you ask for "a girl wearing somewhat revealing spandex with her ass and bra hanging out and dancing to something", then you get this and you've already wasted all your other wishes.
Also, your dead son is knocking on the door.
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James Woods That Twilight Zone episode with the Leprechaun. Totally.
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Old_Zircon Those glasses make her look like Dan Deacon.
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CaptainJesusHood      How did she know I had an undying hard-on for Janine from Ghostbusters?
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pastorofmuppets      "Caroline, No"
Actually tbh the glasses were the only thing I didn't like about this
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Pillager      I'm wracking my brain to remember a more annoying video...
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Hammer Falls As my first submission, I take that as a mighty compliment!.
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themilkshark      Olive Oyl.
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Urist I can't rate this because she never actually turns completely around.
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Banal Intercourse     Even though she's not much to look at, something about her tells me that she is an insatiable wildcat in bed. Just leave the glasses on the nightstand.
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Hammer Falls I just have the bad feeling she's as rhythm-challenged in bed...
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zatojones      Is that Mel from Flight of the Conchords?
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baleen      whatever. half of you guys jerked off to this.
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Pillager As if.
Only one other person voted for the 'Vanessa Del' vid I put in the hopper...
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Tasso    Jesus christ it's a girl Andy Dick, and she sort of dances!
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JSP      I wanted awkward dancing.
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dr tits    i wanted hipster glasses.
...and that weird puckerface she makes at the end.
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Meerkat      I'd hit it.
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manfred      Bunch of slackjawed faggots around here
Caroline, if you are reading this: YOU ARE THE SWEET GODDESS OF MY HEART
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revdrew      Acknowledging yourself as a hipster doesn't somehow make it ok.
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zatojones no it doesn't, but by not caring it does
this shit ain't checkers, it's chess!
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spikestoyiu Quickly becoming the most overused and misused of this decade.
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THA SUGAH RAIN      this video is 4:11, but I only needed 3 minutes
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StanleyPain      WEB 2.0
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HP Lovesauce      oh man! if you liked this one check the hopper.
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ez Making chicken noises at appropriate times greatly enhances this.
If you want a better view of backside with some even more awkward "dancing" and "singing" check out the Heart video.
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phalsebob     These are hipster glasses? Damn, what happened to you hipster? You used to be hip.
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abeli$con i saw this girl on a reality show when i was flipping thru the channels during the philly dallas wildcard game
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Old_Zircon Wait, are her arms really short or is her torso really long? Because her hands fall a good two inches higher than basic human anatomy dictates they should.
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Big Muddy      Burlesque so wrong it's right.
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