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Desc:Mayonnaise substitute... WITH NO COMPROMISES
Category:Advertisements
Tags:miracle whip, EXTREMONAISE, Gen-Y
Submitted:zatojones
Date:10/15/09
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THA SUGAH RAIN
BREAK FROM THE CROWD WITH MIRACLE WHIP ON YOUR CROSTINI OR PANINI
Camonk
Yes, exactly! Exactly! I'm sick of how GRAMPA's mayonnaise keeps compromising! And grampa's like TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC and Miracle Whip's all, NO WAY OLD MAN
Hooper_X
"When we're in a sandwich, a salad, a crostini or panini?"

Are these sex metaphors? I mean, "sandwich" and "salad" are obvious, but I'm not sure I know what a "crostini" implies.

I'm not sure I want to know.
Plan B
Pretty sure it involves getting toasted first, whatever it is.

MongoMcMichael
DON'T FADE INTO THE BACKGROUND! SLATHER EVERYTHING IN MIRACLE WHIP AND REFORMAT YOUR TASTE BUDS TO ONLY READ EXTREME!
Aelric
You know, this could actually use a "90's" tag, and yet that would be incorrect.
zatojones
these ads were made specifically for people who have never know a world without the internet

Busby Berkeley
This is recent? It's not from 1993? REALLY?

fluffy
It is a current (as of late 2009) advertising campaign.

BHWW
HEY YOU HEP CATS AND DADDIOS, MIRACLE WHIP IS A GAS! SO TELL GRANDPOP TO SCRAM!
Plan B
Ill-conceived marketing aside, this ad is just as inept as the old "tangy zip" ads at conveying what the fuck the product is supposed to taste like.

What DOES Miracle Whip taste like? The ads always wind up annoying me so much that I never try it.
bongoprophet
Ill-concieved?! this totally sold me.

does anyone know if it is available in scandinavia?

StanleyPain
It's basically mayonnaise with a lot of sugar in it and a "secret" blend of spices. Because of how it's manufactured (also super secret) it's lower in calories and saturated fat than real mayo.

Food snobs for decades have declared it white trash food that has no place in a real kitchen and it sort of has that reputation which I guess is why they are trying to hip-ify it now.

phalsebob
Food snobs? You mean people who don't eat complete garbage? I tried this once when I was a teenager, who would eat almost any crap, and I found it nauseating.

Sudan no1
the first thing you taste is a mayonnaise-y egg flavor which isn't too bad. Then all you taste is horrible, horrible sweetness.

It's for people who think mayonnaise won't give them diabetes fast enough.

pastorofmuppets
it's mayo, sugar and worcestershire, basically. none of which have any business being on a panini....this and stuffed crust pizza are the reasons why we must make sure italy never has a real army

pastorofmuppets
Nevermind, it's cheez-whiz that has worcestershire. We're either really great or really horrible at condiments, I don't know which.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I always thought this stuff was supposed to go with bologna and processed cheese on Wonderbread.

I guess that's what you get for believing TV...not that I'm saying I believe the new message it's as extreme as the entire Motley Crue overdosing on cocaine and burning a hotel down.
chumbucket
standing up for those of us with mayonnaise intolerance
The Townleybomb
At last, a sandwich spread that has Kill Yr Idols on vinyl!

They are seriously doubling down on this campaign, too. My local Acme is playing these commercials non-stop.
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