|Time Travel Mishap |
I fucking knew it. As soon as this popped up on the news I screamed bullshit, even before they started talking about them being involved in a TV show. At first I just figured they wanted to get there balloon on national TV. I hope these people get billed for the rescue efforts like that runaway bride was.
AND WHAT THE FUCK WOLF BLITZER?! He started to question it then just let it go and went on with the interview like it hadn't all been proven to be bullshit.
If that is a true story, it is goddamned glorious.
|The Townleybomb |
Seriously, did anyone even think for a second this wasn't fake? The father is a fucking psycho, period and hopefully he'll be taken out of their lives before he seriously hurts them.
This is why we need waterboarding.
Oh man. that "oh shit" moment from the parents was golden.
5 for kid's agape mouth because he knew at that moment that he was getting beat once they went off air.
The dad absolutely deserved that, but for some reason I found it very painful to watch. Bear in mind that I torture people for the mob.
|Frank Rizzo |
|split tail |
that was an awkward little interview
it's all show biz, kid
Where's the fart? Stars upon fart.
he cowels down
I choose to blame Jon and Kate. For some reason, I see them as the ultimate psychotic parents...
I only ever heard about this from people jibberjabbering about it. If I'd known the kid was named "Falcon" I'd have hoped for tragedy rather than happiness.
The state of American parenting in the new millenium, ladies and gentlemen.
That kid just unwittingly saved his own life from sucking. I mean, dad's pissed but would you really want to be the next baby Jessica? And a fake one at that? What if the balloon in the made-for-tv movie looked better than the real thing, could you live with that on your conscience?
As for Wolf, it's almost like he *doesn't* want to act like Nancy Grace. Go figure?
"Hi Falcon, I'm Wolf. Be careful how you answer this question, you wouldn't want to upset your dad, Spider or ruin the media fun for your brothers Labrador and Bottle Nosed Dolphin."
"We searched anywhere he could be, even little drawers and friends' houses." Except of course for where he actually was.
These people are scum.
Its the Dad who needs to have a harmonica angrily played at him and no more jackhammering from Mayumi ever!!
RUNAWAY BALLOON DRAMA
Has happy ending
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